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WIll Smith And Trey Songz: Hooking Up Or Just Committing Felonies Together?

Will Smith (star of Six Degrees of Separation and Hancock) has long been dogged by rumors of homosexuality. And now that he has started hanging with Trey Songz (the musician behind “Bottoms Up,” “Does He Do It” and a video filled with shirtless men), the bastion of credible journalism known as The National Enquirer has implied that the two men might be up to some malarky of either the anal or illegal sort.

According to D-Listed‘s Michael K:

One of Trey’s friends, record executive Troy Taylor, kept the flame on that [gay Will Smith] rumor going by telling the Enquirer that his lips are sealed about [Smith and Songz’] relationship:

“I know that Trey and Will have been friends for a very long time, but I can’t speak to the nature of their relationship. It’s none of my business.”

“I can’t speak to the nature of their relationship” is a shady gossip queen’s way of making the blow job gesture with just words.

Actually, whenever we have heard someone say “I can’t speak to the nature of their relationship” that either means:

A) The speaker doesn’t know shit and just wants to seem like they do,

B) The speaker knows that they’re humping, but doesn’t want to dish his pal, or

C) The two men are up to some dirty skullduggery shit possibly involving corrupt politicians, small mountains of cocaine, or a Colombian hooker ring.

Either way, gay rumors have long flown Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith’s allegedly bisexual Hollywood marriage (after all, they are Scientologists). We can’t speak to the nature of their relationship, but we wouldn’t mind seeing some physical proof of it either.

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