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With A Growing Catalog Of Nudie Pics, Top Chef’s Ty-Lör Boring Is Anything Butt

Our bros at Fleshbot (NSFW) got their mitts on some meat-and-two-veg photos of current Top Chef contestant Ty-Lör Boring, an openly gay hash-slinger from Brooklyn.

It turns out Ty-Lör quite likes to display his wares: He’s put out the full spread in issues of Butt, Scum Bag Fag Mag and Headmaster Magazine.  (Um, we have all three—how could we not notice him before?)

On the show, the oft-naked chef is somwhere in the middle of the pack: He’s been at the bottom three times but just won a recent challenge. And Gothamist has some interesting tidbits about Boring, who works at Spasso in the West Village (fully-dressed we presume):

[Boring] explains how he was cast out of his religious hometown at a young age but is drawn back now as both of his parents struggle with their health: his father has suffered 10 heart attacks and his mother is dying of silicone breast implant poisoning.

Sure, the whole thing, including his name, might be part of a bizarro performance art piece, but we give him props for playing it, ahem…straight.

On his Bravo profile, Boring confesses he’s not all that frou-frou: “I have had a lot of great meals in my day but the simple honest pleasures of street food make me happier than 16 courses of anything.”

Meh, that’s fine—we’re pretty lazy in bed.

But seriously Ty-Lör, how do you keep your hands off Tom Colicchio?

Source: Fleshbot (NSFW)