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WATCH: Witty Homosexuals Take Down Magic Mike’s Muscle Men

Behold: four sharp-witted gays engaged in a thoughtful critique of Magic Mike, which hits theaters June 25.

In this charming new video we learn that Louis Virtel is interested in the actors’ swagger, “penis-wise,” Joe Manganiello is Jeffery Self‘s Number One celebrity crush,  Guy Branum is unhappy that the characters have relationships with women; and Bryan Safi gets to the heart of the matter by throwing up his hands and shouting “I don’t like any of ’em!”

I tend to agree. Conventional beauty, body dysmorphia, hegemonic idealization of the male physique, etc. Frankly, I’d be more interested in seeing a stage adaptation starring the four gays in this video.

While we wait for that, those of you in Los Angeles can enjoy the company of Self, Virtel, Branum and Safi at their June 29 UCB Theater show, “The Gay Beatles.

Which, we assume, has something to do with fabulous entomology.