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Won’t All the Gays Invite Mike Huckabee Over for Lessons on Manners, Homosexuals?

Steve McDonagh and Dan Smith, who appear on the Food Network as The Hearty Boys, extended an invite to Mike Huackbee to come sup with their four-year-old adopted son Nate, so the ex-gov can truly understand the evil that is gay adoption. And then afterward, at our suggestion, Huckabee can visit Josh Kilmer-Purcell and Brent Ridge’s farm, from their upcoming TV show The Fabulous Beekman Boys, to see first hand that legalizing gay marriage will not legalize man-horse marriage. Or man-sheep marriage.

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