doonan to breitbart

“You have unwittingly provided me with a searing insight into the pathetic and disastrous state of our comment-obsessed culture”

SOUNDBITES — “Now that the dust has settled and the homicidal emails have slowed to a trickle, I realize that I owe you a debt of gratitude. By dropping the First Elf in the poop, you have unwittingly provided me with a searing insight into the pathetic and disastrous state of our comment-obsessed culture. Thanks to you, I see now that there are two kinds of people in the world: In the first group, we have those who “do,” and in the second group, we have those who sit at their computers on their ever-widening asses blogging, platforming and commenting on the not-always-perfect efforts of the first group. Tinselgate has renewed my commitment to keep my tight ass fairly and squarely plonked in that first group.” —Barney’s creative director Simon Doonan, who decorated the White House for Christmas only to have Andrew Breitbart’s website Big Government post photos of tree ornaments featuring Obama on Mt. Rushmore, New York drag performer Hedda Lettuce, and a Warhol-y Mao, in an incident heretofore known as Tinselgate (via)

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9 Comments

  • FakeName

    “Heretofore”? That word means not what you think it means.

  • MitchNYC

    You go!

  • terrwill

    Asshat Brietbart got Simon Slapped

  • james_cambridge

    is andrew breitbart gay? i’m not saying he’s definitely gay, i’m just saying there’s no proof he isn’t, much like there’s no proof that glenn beck did not indeed rape and murder a girl back in 1990. someone needs to investigate, stat :)

  • terrwill

    No. 4 · james_cambridge : You made my day! That Glen Beck
    story is freakin delicious!

    You say “birth certificate”

    I say “murder”…………

  • james_cambridge

    thank you terrwill. all i’m saying is that andrew breitbart use to run matt drudge’s website and drudge is a well-known cock sucker so….i’m not saying anyone is gay. i’m just saying it’s interesting that andrew worked so closely, day after day, in close sweaty quarters with a flamer. did matt fuck andrew in the ass if andrew missed a deadline? did andrew snort cocaine off of drudge’s penis and then get a facial? did andrew dress like a little girl and lick lollipop’s while sitting on drudge’s lap? i don’t know. i wasn’t there. but you certainly can’t prove it didn’t happen…

  • Lukas P.

    SImon sez it best! Definitely worth clicking through to Mr Doonan’s full and feisty post re: Tinselgate. Funny stuff, and the man has a sense of humor. Deserves more opps to share his wit!

    p.s. Interesting comments on Brietbart. Another guy with a good juicy backstory!

  • Brian Miller

    Yeah, too bad that Barney Frank’s “getting stuff done” included ignoring warnings of Freddie and Fannie’s collapse and presiding over the meltdown of the banking system as chair of the oversight committee.

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