What YouTuber Jack Merridew’s potential Halloween looks lack in surface area, they make up for in numbers.
Clown, sailor, policeman, nerd?! Which is the winning slutty look? He only has three weeks to decide!
Luckily his mom is around to offer her sage advice.
Our advice? You don’t need to say “fuckin'” quite so many times to get your message across. A handful will do, and by the looks of it, that’s exactly what you’ll become to your friends by 3 a.m. on Halloween — a handful.