In today’s entertainment climate, it’s tough to get anyone’s attention if your film doesn’t boast lightsabers, mutant super powers or lightsabers.
But one clever exec has discovered a direct route to millennials’ highly coveted brainwaves that cuts through all the explosions and CGI: Zac Efron‘s peen!
What’s so powerful about Zac Efron’s peen is its ability to excite just by revealing a tiny portion of itself from within its dark, damp lair. Yes, much like other great beasts of the wilderness — from Australia’s deadly Eastern Brown Snake to the King Cobras that slither across South-east Asia — all it takes is one glimpse of Zac Efron’s peen to send a shiver down your spine.
Quietly (we don’t want to scare it off) take a look at this rare creature as it emerges in the below GIFS to make us curiously interested in the film Dirty Grandpa:
Happy hunting, Explorers Club.