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Zac Efron Snuggles Up To “Italian Businessman,” Performs Ritual Mating Dance On Table

zac-efron-italy-shirtlessZac Efron is vacationing with a group of friends in Italy this week, where according to several Instagram posts, he’s been showing off his impossibly beautiful body and dancing barefoot on restaurant tables. You know, normal celebrity stuff.

The 26-year-old actor popped up in several of his friends’ Instagram posts over the weekend — he appears to be having a great time with actress Michelle Rodriguez and an older, tattooed daddy-type who is apparently allowed to straddle him from behind. According to the Daily Mail, he is an “Italian businessman”:


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Most importantly, Zac jumped up on a restaurant table with his pal Youssef Giga and Italian daddy Gianluca Vacchi at some point during the trip to perform an incredibly erotic interpretive dance to the sounds of Jason Derulo’s “Wiggle” (he’s quite the dancer, ya know). Behold, the Zac Efron mating call:

Buzzfeed has giffed the entire experience for your optimal pleasure:

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