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PHOTO: Porn-Turned-Reality Star Dustin Zito In A Speedo And Covered In Syrup. You’re Welcome

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We pretty much have an understanding with MTV: We leave it alone and it leaves us alone. Show like Teen Mom, Road Rules and Caged don’t exactly speak to the gay experience, so they generally fly under our radar.

But every now and again, the former music network throws us a bone. And by bone we mean ridiculously erotic shots of hot guys in thoroughly suggestive situations. It might be two bros having a confab in a twin bed on The Real World or Brody Jenner’s  hot-tub elimination scenes on Bromance.

These shots, provided by JustADream member Blue, cover all the bases.

1. It’s former gay-for-pay porn star and Real World cast member Dustin Zito (right)

2. in nothing but a skimpy black Speedo

3. and drenched head to toe in what we’ve decided is maple syrup.

Some consider Zito a bit of a “butterface,” but the beauty of these photos, taken from The Challenge: Battle of the Exes, is that it’s his undeniably tasty torso on display here. Now can we get some waffles with that syrup? We’re hungry all of a sudden!

 

Click through for photos of Dustin Zito from MTV’s The Challenge: Battle of the Exes

For Speedo shots of other male Battle of the Exes contestants, click here. For a semi-SFW slideshow of Zito’s porn past, click here. Images: MTV

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By:           Dan Avery
On:           Jan 30, 2012
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  • 39 Comments
    • Franco
      Franco

      The term “butterface” is cruel, mean and unwarranted in this situation. Instead of editorializing just be adult and report the news.

      Jan 30, 2012 at 8:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • EdWoody
      EdWoody

      @Franco: Um, no, because that’s not this site’s point. It exists to provide (or at least attempt to provide) bitchy repartee on current events. If you want straightforward news, go read a straightforward news site, because this ain’t it.

      Jan 30, 2012 at 8:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B-Rock
      B-Rock

      Ick. That looks sticky and uncomfortable.

      Not that I don’t want to cover him in sprinkles or anything….

      Jan 30, 2012 at 8:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • J.o.s.h
      J.o.s.h

      I think Dustin’s good looking enough. Definitely not a butterface!

      Jan 30, 2012 at 9:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nikko
      nikko

      How the hell can anyone think Dustin looks like a butterface ??! Seriously, open your eyes. Both his face and body is attractive. WTF is wrong with people?!

      Jan 30, 2012 at 10:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lefty
      Lefty

      OMGOMGOMG!!!

      Jan 30, 2012 at 10:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ousslander
      ousslander

      it was honey

      Jan 30, 2012 at 10:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Blake
      Blake

      1. It’s honey.

      2. Why aren’t you covering Mark Long?

      Jan 30, 2012 at 10:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MKe
      MKe

      That wasn’t hot at all it made me want to puke the honey was disgusting. And he’s annoying. He’s either really dumb or just plain disrespectful to gay people. It’s probably both but he’s not why I watched that show.

      Jan 30, 2012 at 10:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SarcasmAlwaysWins
      SarcasmAlwaysWins

      1. It’s honey.

      2. Why aren’t you covering Mark Long?

      3. The episode premiered last week…

      Jan 30, 2012 at 10:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ray
      Ray

      @Franco: Right because hookers dipped in honey is news.

      Jan 30, 2012 at 11:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MEJ
      MEJ

      I think I’ll pass on fawning over an anti-gay, gay-for-pay straight man

      Jan 30, 2012 at 11:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AshNYC
      AshNYC

      BUTTA FACE!!!!

      Jan 30, 2012 at 11:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lady Haha
      Lady Haha

      Did he cum when he was fucked in the ass?

      Jan 30, 2012 at 12:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bryan
      Bryan

      No amount of hotness can make up for the fact that he’s a tool. I’ll pass, not that he’d ever give me a 2nd look if I ever met him irl.

      Jan 30, 2012 at 2:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jonah h*ll
      jonah h*ll

      He’s gross

      Jan 30, 2012 at 2:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marcus
      Marcus

      OK, so I have to put this show on my DVR

      Jan 30, 2012 at 2:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • declanto
      declanto

      Here’s Becks and I’d love to cover him in honey and he could fill me with santorum:
      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/30/david-beckham-hm-underwear-commercial_n_1241519.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009

      Jan 30, 2012 at 2:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Franco
      Franco

      @EdWoody: The point I was trying to make is lift the dialogue past childish name-calling and just report on what it is you want to report on. Does it always have to be so bitchy? If the answer is yes, fair enough, but I think we can all do better.

      Jan 30, 2012 at 2:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Franco
      Franco

      @Ray: You know here’s the thing: It’s wrong to make fun of the way someone looks. It just is. How would you like if someone did the same to you? We all have a responsibility to be respectful of people, even if we don’t agree with them. Making fun of someone’s appearance is childish, and none of us would want to be criticized for things we cannot change. Just raise the level of dialogue. Be original, be different, and instead of relying on old habits you learned in high school.

      Jan 30, 2012 at 2:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Franco
      Franco

      Whoops, remove the “and” before “instead” and that sentence reads a lot better!

      Jan 30, 2012 at 2:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bluechip244
      bluechip244

      Most people forgive and forget when you tell the truth. So, with that in mind, why in the hell would he say that he only got a bj from a guy when I actually saw him take it up the butt? Was he just daring us to find something like that? LOL

      Jan 30, 2012 at 3:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nineinchnail
      nineinchnail

      Id love to spend some serious time licking all that syrup off is chest/abs/butt.

      Jan 30, 2012 at 4:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Frank
      Frank

      He needs some time in the sun…

      Jan 30, 2012 at 9:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rey
      Rey

      fawning over a confirmed homophobe…nice

      Jan 31, 2012 at 4:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jason
      jason

      MTV is actually quite a homophobic organization. It’s based in New York, which is quite homophobic towards men.

      Jan 31, 2012 at 6:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lefty
      Lefty

      OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!

      Jan 31, 2012 at 8:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Oh, ok.
      Oh, ok.

      Love it! When the guy is white and homophobic the same white gays who throw tantrums over blacks and freely drop n bombs decide to go weak in the knees for the “cute” white boy who hates them.

      When white officers assault and torture other white gay men you don’t mention their race or say anything about white homophobia yet they had the power to ruin lives. Hypocritical freaking morons.

      You support homophobia when it’s from white people and become all out racist when you see it from a few blacks. Irony at it’s best.

      Feb 2, 2012 at 3:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BubbasBack
      BubbasBack

      Damm cant this kid get a read job? All he does is appear in reality shows. Nice resume hehe. Burp.

      Feb 2, 2012 at 11:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lucky
      Lucky

      Dustin got fucked in the butt on frat pad lol I think he was the only one who did anal on that site to this day?

      Feb 3, 2012 at 10:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chuck
      Chuck

      He’s not a butterface. He’s a but-his-personality. He’s a total homophobic hypocritical jerk.

      Feb 5, 2012 at 7:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dodomando
      Dodomando

      I hope will be can a frendly best.

      Apr 28, 2012 at 7:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • FunMe
      FunMe

      He’s a HOMOPHOBE and probably closeted gay.

      http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/04/27/the-real-worlds-dustin-zito-on-his-gay-porn-past.html

      “Part of the cast’s bad reaction came from Dustin’s previous judgment of gay people. At one point, he had told his roommates, “People were put on the earth for one fucking reason, and that is to reproduce.” When the house was about to get a new roommate, he expressed his fear over the potential that the new roommate could be gay: “Over the years, you get a level of paranoia. You’re walking and you see a gay person and you get nervous.”

      Oct 22, 2012 at 3:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • FStratford
      FStratford

      not butterface. more like buttface.

      Dec 21, 2012 at 10:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pete
      Pete

      @Lucky:

      Drake bottomed raw for Nine Inch Nerd Dimitry. Very hot scene.

      Jan 4, 2013 at 12:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pete
      Pete

      @BubbasBack:

      I’m sure he’s making a lot more than I am working the Reality Circuit.

      Jan 4, 2013 at 1:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Teleny
      Teleny

      I don’t follow porn or MTV much… Are you guys are saying this guy bottomed on camera, came while doing it, but is a homophobe?

      Mar 13, 2013 at 8:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alan down in Florida
      Alan down in Florida

      @FunMe: With his secret past I can certainly understand why he might be paranoid about the arrival of a gay roommate – especially if it was a gay guy who might recognize him.

      Oct 28, 2013 at 8:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SteveDenver
      SteveDenver

      I’m perplexed by commenters who expect porn players to be intelligent and socially aware.

      It’s also entertaining to read comments by people slamming Dustin’s average handsomeness: I bet they would be the first ones to suck his dirty dick in a smelly alley.

      Feb 12, 2014 at 9:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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