Amy Winehouse is back!

The more tragic (and British) version of Britney Spears has had an exciting past few days, including a bad move with London police and a trip to rehab, kinda.

People are calling it rehab, but she's expected to be released within the week, so that doesn't make much sense.

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George Michael expressed his "remorse" after being nabbed Friday for loitering around a public toilet and possessing a drug thought to be crack cocaine. Michael, of course, has had many public run-ins revolving around drugs and public sex, like that time in 1998 when he flashed a cop. That scandal forced him out of the closet.

That said, please forgive us for not being moved by his apology: "I want to apologize to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I’ll sort myself out. And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them."

The public may not be as understanding as Michael would like, with scores leaving disheartened messages on his website. Wrote one irate fan, "…George shows signs of stupidity I only thought people such as Pete Doherty were capable of.” That's cold.

Lucily, cops let Michael off with a warning. Perhaps they've realized he's a slow a learner.

Elton John and a drunken, slurring Lily Allen got into it big time at a GQ awards show in London last night:

…When [Allen] introduced Carol Vorderman to the stage with a verbal tirade, saying 'Fuck' no fewer than five times in the same sentence, her co-host decided enough was enough.

When Miss Allen came to announce '…and now the most important part of the night', Elton chipped in 'What? Are you going to have another drink?'

She fired back: 'Fuck off Elton. I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!'
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A clearly rattled Elton replied 'I could still snort you under the table'. To which she replied: 'Fuck off. I don't know what you are talking about.'

Yes, you do, Lily. He's talking about cocaine!

Pushing Daisies actress Kristen Chenoweth lent her Tony Award-winning voice to this absolutely fabulous PSA fighting meth use among the gays. Who knew depressing topics could be so fun?!

Hunky actor Hunter Parrish has been hard at work rehearsing for his new gig in Broadway's Spring Awakening, the Duncan Sheik scored adaption of Frank Wedekind 1891 play.

Of course, the Weeds actor hasn't been too busy to embrace his local publications, like New York, with whom Parrish recently chatted about reclaiming his beloved stage, awkward sex scenes and the tribulations of being on a show about drugs:

I was in L.A. like five months ago and someone yelled from across the way, “Hey, where the weed at?!” …The number one question I’m asked is, “So do you guys smoke real weed?” And I’m always like, “Really?!” We live in L.A., but it’s not like we have medical marijuana cards.

Yeah, but you could at least have a drug dealer. And people say celebrities are glamorous. As if!

Journalist Jerome Corsi's new book hopes to "tell all" about Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama and his "leftist" politics, but all the tome's doing is telling lies:

A WorldNetDaily.com article about author Jerome Corsi's forthcoming book, The Obama Nation, asserts that the book "points out" that "Barack Obama admitted using drugs in his autobiography but never revealed if or when he stopped."

In fact, Obama wrote in his autobiography, Dreams from My Father, that he "stopped getting high" shortly after moving to New York City to attend Columbia University.

Corsi's no stranger to mudslinging - he helped pen Unfit for Command: Swift Boat Veterans Speak Out Against John Kerry.

Isn't it funny, then, that the book has been described as "well-researched?"

There are way too many times when reality TV misses all the good moments in someone’s life, forcing the cast to reshoot the scene or just sit around discussing it in detail to catch up the audience.

Unfortunately for Corey Haim, this is not one of those times.

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Marijuana does affect your judgment:

A New Zealand man had a novel idea when he found himself in a queue at a service station counter with no money, could he pay with marijuana instead?

Unfortunately he didn't get a chance to discover whether the attendant would accept his offer, as the person behind him in the queue was a police officer, the Dominion Post newspaper reported.

The man's attempt to buy two packets of M&Ms and a packet of potato chips to satisfy his "munchies" was caught short when he was arrested.

Bummer.

Oh no! Could Marc Jacobs be back to his drug-addled ways? That's what gossip-mongers are saying about the designer, who had quite a heroin habit back in the day:

"He spends most of his time partying until morning in Paris," a friend said. "It's out of control. There's always a different boy and everyone is worried he's going to pull a Halston" - referring to the legendary designer whose work suffered due to drinking and drugs. Halston died of AIDS in 1990… But his personal troubles don't seem to be affecting him professionally. Word is his champion, Anna Wintour, will honor him at next year's Costume Institute Gala (this year's honoree was Giorgio Armani).

Well, if Wintour's not worried, we won't be, either. And, besides, there are always rumors floating around - and Jacobs doesn't like them.