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…As super-pregnant M.I.A. performed at the Diesel XXX party in Dumbo, Lindsay Lohan desperately tried to get the attention of Chace Crawford. Lohan, who launched her 6126 line at Henri Bendel last night, pulled on the "Gossip Girl" boy's shirt and grabbed his shoulder, but "Crawford was more interested in talking with Taylor Momsen," our spy said. At least Lilo's always got Sam Ronson, right? |
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Right-wing non-profit Eagle Forum's Executive Director Colleen Holmes needs a pair of eagle eyes herself! Holmes and homo-journo Jack Jett exchanged a number of emails earlier this month as the two attempted to coordinate an interview for Jett's new radio show. Jett wanted to discuss Holmes' work with the Forum, which was founded by Phyllis Schlafly in 1967, and has been especially virulent in their battle against feminist and gay rights. Though Holmes originally agreed to be interviewed - and after much back and forth - Holmes at the last minute backed out, citing scheduling problems. The conservative activist apologized profusely and even joked that she didn't want to be seen as "pulling a McCain," a reference to Republican presidential candidate John McCain's threats to skip last week's presidential debate against John McCain. And, in addition to this sorry email, Holmes accidentally included a tactical note to an unidentified ally. It is definitely not for the children… CONTINUED » |
» Stalk, Stock.
Anderson Cooper narrowly escaped certain death this morning. The silver-haired newsman told Kelly Ripa that a female stalker showed up at his apartment and then attempted to track him at the CNN offices. Cooper's guest stint on Regis and Kelly thwarted her plans. Thanks, ABC! Later, Cooper stripped down to his t-shirt and showed off his Chelsea-esque biceps. He also got on his knees! OMG! [HuffPo] |
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» Are We Ever Too Old For Self-Deprecation?
Anderson Cooper may be an uber-adored millionaire news anchor, but the silver fox described himself as a "complete loser" on this morning's Regis & Kelly. And Richard Lawson doesn't think so. The Gawkerite writes, "You know what was cute when you were 19 and awkward that isn't cute when you are rich, famous, good looking and talking to a robot made by the Frito-Lay corporation (Ripa)? Self-deprecating crap like this." Yeah, but he's still cute - well, he will be until his gym regimen turns him into another Chelsea muscle boy. Are we the only ones noticing Cooper's getting a bit wide? |
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"I’d hate to have a job where I had to be rude to people."
What about the Kelly Ripa thing? Aiken also says that he doesn't watch Idol, because it's like "high school football" and he doesn't need to "keep going to the football games." You sure, don't Clay… |
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Chivalry Is Dead
Perky and bright-eyed, the gray haired wonder gabbed about his encounter with a group of drunk girls, which he then proceeds to imitate. Rather than engaging the intoxicated youth, the 40-year old New York did what he always does when faced with strange interactions: he pretended to talk on his Blackberry. Cooper's plan would have worked out swimmingly had the ladies recognized him. Unfortunately, they didn't and one asked, drunkenly, "Were you on a nature show?" The Coop attempted to thwart their inquisition with his imaginary phone call, which he finally aborted when the brazen babes mistook him for John McEnroe. Coop proceeded to fag out: "I was insulted… John McEnroe is like fifty!" Girl, we would have flipped, too. Don't worry, Coop fans, Anderson got the last laugh: he stole their cab. Meanwhile, Cooper doesn't appreciate Kelly Ripa's touch. |
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No matter, the Gawksters describe the video clip as the "gayest moment alive". Hmm, we're not sure if moment's really have life force but, again, we wouldn't know anything about such biological matters. We will agree, however, that it's pretty gay. Also, Kelly Ripa totally doesn't give a fuck. |
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We all prefer to match our fetching mustard Izod Ts with new Pumas instead of ugly, discolored teeth. So if you suffer from embarrassingly stained teeth, it's time to look into getting those suckers whitened. Here's how:
Skip the messy Crest White Strips and go straight for the toothpaste whitener. We like SuperSmile. Sure its almost 20 bucks a tube, but if its good enough for America's sweetheart Kelly Ripa, it's good enough for us. A much cheaper (and more natural) way to go is Tom's of Maine. Or, let's say your coffee and cigarette habits rivals that of Britney Spears but your choppers don't. The girl can afford to have those pearly whites bleached and if you have a thousand bucks, so can you. There are several options including conventional or laser bleaching. Both involve trips to the dentist. Laser bleaching gives you the best improvement in the shade of your teeth but it's also the costliest procedure. Laser-free Britesmile is more affordable, gives you great results, and the price includes free before and after photos for you to take home. Woo-hoo. Tooth whitening is safe but it's not for everyone! Check with your your dentist. |