It’s been over four years now since we checked in on Twitter users’ #bottomproblems, but the receivers among us are still suffering many of the same woes. One of the biggies? The tedium of douching—and, in particular, douching for douchebags who then ditch on the date.
On a related note, power bttms have also learned—sometimes through embarrassing accidents—that they have to restrict their diet the day of a d*ck appointment. (Or a dildo appointment; not all bottoms lust after penises, after all.)
Yes, it can be hard out there for a bottom, as these latest #bottomproblems tweets show. You tops out there might just catch some empathy for the catchers in your life.
Same girl, same. ? #bottomproblems pic.twitter.com/Ofvd8dGMxW
— Menty B (@zaakiaa) August 19, 2020
https://twitter.com/kinkXcircuit/status/1450980910568927235
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Me crying when I want tacos but can’t because I’m bottoming later. #gaygeek #GayComicGeek #galactus #bottomproblems pic.twitter.com/0daUaQNuGo
— Gay Comic Geek (@GayComicGeek) December 5, 2021
Related: #bottomproblems: 25 tweets that only bottoms will truly understand
https://twitter.com/plasticbag_95/status/1345767174208696320
Bottom problems.. #bottomproblems pic.twitter.com/NOefknv7ZR
— G5 (@BigBrooklyn347) October 27, 2022
#bottomproblems ? #nohomo pic.twitter.com/25UbX7qPb3
— ??I?O ???? (@DevinFeltman) December 5, 2022
https://twitter.com/femmefatale6690/status/1587329887928733696
https://twitter.com/joedlc71/status/1400939324506624000
I douched too much for a nearly dead bathhouse #bottomproblems
— FTL FF ?? (@rubberbearcub) September 24, 2022
Can't move, won't move ? (via @latin_tony) . . . #gaygeek #starwars #gaymemes #gay #lgbt #gaylol #gaymen #gayboy #instagay #bottomlife #bottomproblems #gayfollow #dankmemes #edgymemes https://t.co/fyWmAoOofQ pic.twitter.com/4vjPkBXGf5
— OMG.BLOG (@omgblog) March 5, 2019
If we agree to hook the top should cashapp the bottom $25 then when you show up you get it back, but if I waste my time "preparing" and you no call no show at least dinners on you. #gay #gaytwitter #bottomproblems
— JackSeaNOLA????(He/Him/Horny) (@JackSeaNOLA) August 15, 2022
My eyes are a size queen but my ass is a size 0. #bottomproblems
— Luna Belmont ? (@LunaBelmontNY) May 8, 2021
I broke my nail douching ? #bottomproblems pic.twitter.com/8jkSIRzbSp
— SkittLeZ Ortiz (@SkittLeZOrtiz) March 14, 2022
https://twitter.com/im_so_childish/status/1471932555779842056
Related: 21 top tweets about ‘top privilege’
Ugh. With our advances in understanding of the human body, why aren’t bidets standard in the US? Hate having to go outside my home. #BottomProblems #Bidets
— Austin Bolay, PGY-1 (he/him) (@AustinBolay) March 10, 2022
My body’s saying let’s go
but my stomach’s saying no
????? #bottomproblems pic.twitter.com/Cbx359WriA— Spare ? the ? pearls ? (@fatwhorebitch) December 18, 2021
Beet juice X Douching = Murder scene. #gay #bottomproblems #GayBareback
— LITTLE GARAGE (@JUDAS760) December 6, 2021
https://twitter.com/BeardbearGus/status/1431671930721955842
https://twitter.com/holton_aiden/status/1360366107081781248
TFW you need an Advil, but by default reach for the Immodium. #BottomProblems
— Eric Reda (@ericreda) December 6, 2018
bachy
Why is it always #Top Privilege and #Bottom Problems?
I’m curious to see opinions on #Bottom Privilege and #Top Problems!
Shouldn’t everyone get the chance to play the victim?
SDR94103
whoever created this line of conversation needs to be fired. Pronto
still_onthemark
I bet whoever created this line of conversation is the same one who goes around assigning gender at birth, and apparently, assigning a “bottom” or “top” label to every new gay guy.
Henreid
I’ve reached the conclusion that the articles on QUEERTY are written by people whose development peaked in middle school, so it no longer surprises me when topics as ridiculous as fart jokes keep appearing on this site.
Rikki Roze
Thank you, Henreid. Well said.
Pier
I just came here to read the comments from the perpetually offended , dont know when someone is joking folks