Who’s in the mood for a hardcore Aaron Shock gay skin flick? Well, you may be in luck!
One of the world’s leading adult film production companies, TitanMen, has just offered the totally not gay, Katy-Perry-Ariana-Grande-Downton-Abbey-loving ex-congressman $1 million to star in not one, not two, but an entire series of gay pornos.
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Considering Schock’s reputation for enjoying the finer things in life, and the fact that he’s currently fighting off an expensive federal investigation over allegedly misusing government and campaign money, a million big ones must sound pretty appealing to the 34-year-old, brown-eyed heterosexual.
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“TitanMen has a history of signing iconically handsome men with both brains and brawn, and Aaron Schock fits that profile to a T,” said TitanMen Vice-President and managing partner Keith Webb.
“Despite Schock’s scandal over allegedly misappropriating campaign funds, he has so much more to offer our fans,” Webb continued. “What we’re offering is a win-win situation, giving him the opportunity to break free and come out in a whole new world!”
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A whole new world, indeed.
During his short time in office, Schock vocally opposed marriage equality. He also supported a federal marriage amendment that said marriage was solely between one man and one woman, opposed the repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” opposed the repeal of DOMA and voted against adding sexual orientation to federal hate crimes statutes.
Over the years, and despite lots of evidence to the contrary, Schock has repeatedly denied having any affinity for the D, once going so far as to enlist his father to try and convince people he was straight.
“He is not gay,” Schock’s father told reporters. “He is just stylish!”
On a slightly unrelated note, we can’t help but wonder: Is it still considered gay-for-pay if the subject is a closeted homosexual?
Related: Aaron Schock Doesn’t Want Anyone To Know About His Expensive Male “Companion”
h/t: Pink News
Roberto Addoms
I hope he gets fisted without lubricant
Hero Hu
Lmao
Phillip Bernal
how about making it a snuff film? that I would watch…
Guy068
I would buy a subscription to a premium porn site to see this! Hell, if they went the kickstarter route to prove to him the money was there, it’d be the first kickstarter I ever sign up for!
Xzamilio
Did Rick Santorum say no?
Roger Curnock
He needs the money so if he has to give up that ass, do it! He could use a little discipline and humiliation!
Christopher Hayward
He is no Colin Farrell or Brad Pitt, it would be a waist of money.
DCguy
And he hasn’t been arrested yet.
Desert Boy
Who would pay good $$$ to watch this homophobe having gay sex?
Aromaeus
Yeah I wish porn companies would stop this. Why give money to someone whose been so anti-gay as if your market isn’t gay men….
dommyluc
@Xzamilio: You are SOOOOOOOO bad! LOL!
dommyluc
I can understand why Schock would turn this down, and it has nothing to do with any future political aspirations.
Does the term “needledick” ring a bell?
Brent Labee
better get that money up front, as they say
Chance Petersen
Yeah I’d admit he’s hot, I’d do him too, but he’s just another dude smelling for more money or looking for extended fame!?!? He’s just as dirty as his dirty ass is and I’m sure his ass could use some hard pounding by some of TitanMen’s infamous dudes with fat c*cks he would cry of pain! Bring it on boi! I dare you to take it like a man!
Victor Barry
I’d pay $1 to see guys pee on him.
Chance Petersen
And look at how big his mouth is? Hmm o.O he must have sucked plenty’o’cocks!
Will Mannes
i am sure it’s something on his bucket list if not already checked off a few times already.
Irish Ryan
What idiot would turn that down..but then again he will prob only clear 500,000
NateOcean
For goodness sake, he’s a Republican congressman, I assume he’s already made one. It just hasn’t been leaked yet.
My bet: bukkake.
da90027
Titan did this for free publicity no porn co these days has that kind of money most actors now only get a few hundred per scene too many free sites now and the amatuer sites have eaten into the business. Who wants to see that a hole anyway?
BRENT
Haven’t a clue who he is, nor have I any desire to find out.
DarthKitsune
He wont do it, but only because he is convinced that doing so will ruin his political career.
Markajv
First Justin Bieber schtick with Johnny Rapid the human “Straight” Dick Hole. This is getting fucking ridiculous. I could care less how much you disapprove of people. Or what anti-gay dickheads they are. You are treating them like they treated you like a piece of shit. Does the Gay community run of the Eye for and Eye?. Offering them money to do a Gay Porn Series is just proving what they all think of Gay people. We are all sex obsessed perverts. Get a new shtick this is embarrassing.
Daniel Moroni
Good, cause I truly would love to see that, Mr. STUD
Daniel Moroni
youarekiddingme
@dommyluc: Don’t matter how big is little “pee thing” is. He’ll be taking it up the @ss anyway.
gjg64
Talk about your “power bottom”!
dwes09
@Markajv: It is in no way embarrassing at all, except perhaps to right wing homosexual apologists who think we have some reason to treat self-hating regressive politicians with respect they are not due. Unless you are incredibly naive, you must be aware that these kind of people think we are sex obsessed perverts regardless of our actual behavior; even your right wing compatriots are likely to sneer at you in private even though they smile and nod in your presence when you assure them you have a complete soul and are fully human. There is no reason at all to modify our behavior on their account, or yours. You have already cast your lot with the enemy.
The offer from Titan is AMUSING, not embarrassing. It was intended to be so. There is simply no sane reason to extend respect or compassion to right wing politicians who would rob us of our rights if given the chance. And that should make us even angrier (and more eager to see them humiliated) if they happen to be gay themselves.
bobnla
Don’t you have anything better to do…leave him alone!
Doug
Are people really taking this seriously? Clearly this is one big publicity stunt for Titan. Schock doesn’t even begin to look like a Titan “type…”
Markajv
@dwes09: First off, if your listening to “right wing homosexual apologists who think we have some reason to treat self-hating regressive politicians with respect they are not due.”Than I suggest you learn to just shut them out and move on. If you are taking the bait, that’s on you. Also HAVE you seen this site? There are more sexually charged click bait headlines than in an actual Gay Porn Blog. I am a non – conformist. So call me what you want. But the Gay Community goes a bit mental sometimes.
Markajv
@dwes09: P.S. The TITAN offer wasn’t even an original idea. That’s sad that they had to try the “Johnny Rapid” Justin Bieber trick. – That didn’t affect Justin…so??? what’s the point really?
youarekiddingme
@Markajv: A Gay Porn Company “Titan”, doesn’t represent “Gay People.” Just because a company sees the chance to self-promote by using a publicity stunt and make a ridiculous offer to a “celebrity”, it has NOTHING to do with Gay People in general. If Playboy ran an ad (giving $1 million) for sex with 2 female movies stars would that represent all women? All lesbians? I think not…
Lighten up. Assholes who hate us will hate us no matter what. This won’t confirm they’re suspicions about gay people (they already have their right-wing, religious) preconceived notions.
Markajv
@youarekiddingme: Did I say a porn company represented all Gay people? Wait let me re-read what I wrote…uh-hu, ok,,,yeah,,,Ummmmm NO! Again…a non-conforming identifying man always gets put down. I am surprised the “Go To” words weren’t written, you know the ones? “Bitter” “Jealous” “Jaded” “Self-Hating” It’s so much easier for me to live as I am but in a straight world. They accept me and my beliefs.
youarekiddingme
@Markajv: “Offering them to do a Gay Porn Series is just proving what they think of all gay people.”
“This is embarrassing.”
Uh, yea you did.
“Offering them” = Gay Porn Company (Titan) offering a celebrity
“Proving what they think of all gay people” = all gay people are represented by porn companies.
“this is embarrassing” = you are obviously feeling that they ARE representing gay people as well as you…or else why would you be embarrassed??
Spare us the non-conforming self-pity. I’m not really concerned whether you conform (whatever that means) or not. You’re an individual who isn’t entitled to speak for anyone but himself…just like everyone else.
You’re correct, I didn’t write any of the other words you described above (bitter, jealous, etc.,), nor did I intend to.
Markajv
@youarekiddingme: “what they think of all gay people” Thinking and actually being are two different things,
Markajv
@youarekiddingme: Who are you referring to when you say “Us” Did you just group every gay person as one?
Maybe it should read “Lighten up. Assholes, like that who we hate, we will hate no matter what.This won’t confirm our suspicions about straight people. (they already have their This could be anything, (There are a TON of Gay religious people, and republicans, and liberals..etc) preconceived notions.
It can go both ways man.
Sweetie Pie
If he does a DILF movie and bottoms for O’Malley I’ll buy the Blu-Ray
Low Country Boy
Meh.
Markajv
@youarekiddingme: I believe you cut into my comments with someone else..correct? Then you don’t have to know what I mean by non-conformist. Nor should you be telling me I am an individual who should only speak for myself. Well that’s pretty contradictory of the LGBT movement.
Uncle Mark
@Markajv: At one point, I had once agreed with your high-minded philosophy…to dispense with the eye-for-an-eye justice, but upon further reflection, look how effective redefining Santorum’s name was at turning that homophobe into a joke in the mainstream. I see Ted Cruz & Trump butt plugs for sale. These are people, who vilify the gay community and hurt us for their own political purposes and advancement. Has taking the high road ever stopped a bully? Ridicule is a great weapon and is not easily forgotten. What is to stop Schock from getting back into politics, and continuing to hurt us, otherwise? They need to know there are consequences for their actions. Closeted homophobic politicians need to be especially leery of hurting us. For example, Cruz is using every simple-minded, scare tactic, stereotype and BS about us to woo homophobic Evangelicals (who already hate us). If you started selling flesh-lights that looked like Cruz’s face, or mocked him some other way, other’s will think twice before employing gay-bashing to further their cause.
Pete
He’s hot. I’d do him in a heartbeat, and so would most of you. I have zero interest in the politics of guys I fuck. It’s just sex.
You know what though, I’ll bet he’s a virgin.
Remember when Corbin Fisher offered Levi Johnston 100K? And Larry Flint was offering to pay $1m for nudies of Sarah Palin? I’m surprised he hasn’t made an offer to Bristol Palin. I can see the title now “Young MILF in Heat” or something. She’s such a naughty little slut!
youarekiddingme
@Markajv: You’re just the same old sanctimonious little slut who spews the same self-righteous bullshit on every one of these articles. I don’t care what your nonconformist attitude or life is about. The crap you spew onto the keyboard speaks VOLUMES!! Just look at the replies that that you gather on each post…and that ain’t a good thing either.
youarekiddingme
@Markajv: Btw, I don’t always agree with @dwes09 posts either but your pile of bullshit gets a bit deep and difficult walk around, so it was time for me to shovel it up and throw it back your way.
Markajv
Again as usual my comments and opinions don’t conform to how Gay men should act. So stupid. Good luck with all that anger you have deflected. Some people here need a little eye opening. My life is awesome now that I am out from under the stranglehold of the LGBT community. I see who comments on my opinion and it is usually just 1 or 2 angry fags. ( I believe I am allowed to use that term) You all have a great life with your hate and shade throwing. I’ll take happy any day.
John
I’d watch them. I wonder if Hillary is upset and thinks this is sexist that she and Huma weren’t given the same offer. lickety lick