Because everybody else on The Real World: New Orleans is so boring, we got more screen time of homophobe Ryan and homosexual Preston fighting — sort of physically! — on last night’s episode. And then the cops showed up! All of which comes on the heels of Ryan’s AIDS tweet. (Spoilers ahead)

Just in time for last night’s episode airing on MTV was this:

And so soon after Ryan apologized for his other nasty tweets. It’s as if his apology wasn’t authentic or something!

Last week we saw Preston wash Ryan’s toothbrush in the toilet, and Ryan wipe Preston’s cigarettes in his ass. Last night, Ryan learns about what happened to his toothbrush:

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And then comes the “let’s take this outside” moment.

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Cue the overreaction — and call in the fuzz. Best part? Ryan is the one who ends up in the back of the police car.

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Alas, the cops aren’t going to make it an issue. And Ryan succeeds in teaching Preston a lesson!

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And now things are … cool between these two? Not exactly.

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