Boy Has Wisdom Teeth Removed, Can’t Cope With Beyonce Not Showing Up To Congratulate Him

Screen Shot 2014-10-06 at 3.56.00 PMWhat’s with people getting their wisdom teeth out and thinking they’re going to finally meet their celebrity idols all of a sudden?

First there was this girl, who in her post-anesthesia haze told her mother, “I want to have sex with Ryan Gosling,” adding she “wants to fuck white dick.”

Now there’s this video of a very confused young man driving home from the dentist. He was so brave and did such a good job, he’s naturally very upset that Beyonce didn’t show up to serenade him with praise. She could have at least given him a call, such a verse from “Drunk In Love,” something.

The strangest part of the video is that his mother (presumably) is filming him while driving the car. She also seems to be having a great time laughing at her son’s delirium. But we suppose it is pretty funny.

Here’s the clip:

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