In not so shocking news, abstinence poster girl Britol Palin announced that she is pregnant with her second child. For those of you keeping a tally, this is also her second pregnancy out of wedlock.
Sarah Palin’s daughter made the announcement yesterday via her blog. “I’m announcing this news a lot sooner than I ever expected due to the constant trolls who have nothing better to talk about,” she stated at the beginning of her post. After revealing the pregnancy, she assured everyone that “there’s nothing I can’t do with God by my side,” because as we all know, it’s good to invoke strength from the man upstairs when you’ve been caught with egg on your face.
Other pearls of wisdom from her entry include:
“Life moves on no matter what. So no matter how you feel, you get up, get dressed, show up, and never give up.”
“When life gets tough, there is no other option but to get tougher.”
No other option? We’re guessing the option of utilizing birth control was off the table.
One has to appreciate the irony of Bristol Palin’s predicament once you factor in that she is paid a public speaking appearance fee of anywhere between $15,000 to $30,000 to discuss the importance of abstinence.
Palin, who does not want any lectures or sympathy, has never been one to shy away from expressing her opinions on LGBT equality. In a blog post from December 2013 titled “Leave Phil Robertson Alone,” Bristol stated it’s “so hypocritical how the LGBT community expects every single flippen person to agree with their life style” as she defended the Duck Dynasty patriarch.
“I hate how the LGBT community says it’s all about “love” and “equality.” However, if you don’t agree with their lifestyle, they spread the most hate. It is so hypocritical it makes my stomach turn. They need to learn how to respect others’ opinions and not just jump to the conclusion that everyone who doesn’t support homosexuality and gay marriage is homophobic.”
Clearly, Sarah’s daughter did not get the memo that a lack of acceptance for homosexuality and marriage equality are cornerstones of homophobia.
Bristol also tried unsuccessfully to call out Miley Cyrus earlier this month when she questioned the pop singer’s level of tolerance. Cyrus, as all know, is a huge proponent for equality and has also created Happy Hippy Foundation to raise funds and awareness for homeless and LGBT youth.
Although Palin did not disclose the name of the father, Bristol punctuated her pregnancy entry with, “Tripp, this new baby, and I will all be fine, because God is merciful.”
Yes, Bristol. God is merciful, and he loves everyone — even hypocrites who have a distorted view of equality and acceptance.
can’t be any MORE stupid, than her….
Cory M. Warren
Here’s three-fitty, loch Ness monster. Now go be a slut somewhere else!!!!!!!!!
She should probably just stop talking.
Girls an idiot
Her glass house is shattering around her as her own stones come flying back.
SADLY she’s like watching a car accident !!!
Stone her to death.
Quick! Call Dan Quayle!
This slut, whore-hole pig is the last person to be preaching morality-to anyone. With a woman like this as a mother this kid would be better off aborted. Family of PIGS.
Fred Rabe Pickett
Last time I checked, fornication was still a sin according to the bible.
I don’t approve of her lifestyle. She’s the Queen of Sluts.
Think of who her role model is. Can the girl even get mommy’s attention without sound byte length hate speech? It’s clear abstinence is not in her nature so her being in this awkward situation again sounds more like she was trying for the hag of hate’s approval more than doing what she believes in. I’ll pray she comes through this with a clearer view of herself and what she really should be doing with her life…
The best part about this is that nobody would have noticed or cared about this shit if she hadn’t “broken the news,” about it. Her mom is no longer a politician.
This is not 2008. Nobody cares about your idiot family. Go away.
She needs to have a seat somewhere next to her crazy mammy and not utter another word.
That’s a great family values voter there.
actually, traditional biblical fidelity would dictate that we *SHOULD* stone her to death. and a non-liberal, non-progressive society would see both of her children as Illegitimate Bastards, for the rest of their lives.
luckily for Bristol, secular progressive liberals have paved the way for her to not be killed and for her children to not just be seen as Bastards.
PS – Palin family – condoms, teach your kids about them already.
She is the embodiment of near-equal doses of ignorance, hate and hypocrisy in human form.
Also, if thing is supposedly practicing abstinence whether she’s getting married or not, how the hell is she pregnant? AGAIN? AND out of wedlock?
Can’t fix stupid!
what a stupid B&$@#
Such a good “christian” girl.
Amy L Charles
At least she’s consistent. [cough!]
@Captain Obvious: I don’t think she throws stones anymore girl is flinging boomerangs at this point.
There are plenty of people who think this is more than the second one, and at least one got hidden.
Bristol is the only known Dancing With The Stars contestant ever to gain weight during her run on the show.
There’s a picture of Sarah, easily googled, from March 26 2008, coming out of the Alaska State Museum, three weeks before she allegedly gave birth to Trig, and she’s flat as a board. And in order to buy her birth story, you must believe a 44 year old woman, on her fifth live delivery was 26 hours in labor, at least 9 of those on airplanes, where no one notices she’s even pregnant, let alone about to pop.
The deceptions in that family are bottomless.
From the people that seek to uphold “Family Values” in America. LOL
Oh, fuck Bristol Palin.
(Why not? It appears that everyone else has.)
This girl is sick I mean when you have been more weinners than hienz ketcup, you should just shut your mouth and not comment on the acts of others.
Andre Jesus Lozano McNeely
She’s a mess inside as well as outside. She needs to sit down and stay away from social media. She along with mama is only doing harm to the Republicans and thier family. You are a nobody your mom got fired from Fox news, you are not popular enough to be an actress or in the entertainment industry. Tie your tube if you refuse to use female condoms. Thier not for balloon parties. All you hypocritical republican continues to make an ass of you and your family. Idiots
got news for her, god is definitely not with her in these illegitimate marriages. she is nothing more than a bible preaching slut
Trevor Santa Maria
She must have skipped over that part of the bible
Such a great.poster child for.christian values
The Palins are so classy. She has advocated abstinence for a living. Maybe she doesn’t know what that means. Or maybe she thinks she gets a kid for each fiance.
Why is she still relevant?
Well we know she has at least 1 skill.
Whatever happened with the Palins’ “traditional marriage” and “christian values” BS? SHE & HER IDIOT MOM need to go back to their Alaska sh*thole town and do a big STFU, for ever!
You know what’s worse than being a hypocritical unmarried mother? Being a hypocritical mother who married her babydaddy because of societal pressure. She’s still a hypocrite, but at least she didn’t marry the guy just because society says she should.
A tip of the hat to SNL…”cheap, ignorant slut.”
Well today is the day when we really stop caring what any of these shitbags think of the top of gay marriage. Glad it wasn’t put up to a vote, because these people have no right affecting anyone’s lives.
Matt J Parisi
She is a whore.
What a roll model , mom should be very proud.
Marco Antonio Pareja
And the bible said to stone her to death….. FOX news can you break the news
She’s been very naughty
Just as stupid as her mother!
A ho is a ho no matter what color you paint it.
So will her mother, the good Christian stone Bristol to death as the Bible demands?
And as far as Bristol herself goes, she is the result of Abstinence Education.
who cares what any of the Palin’s think?!… What does she read? LOL
Poor thing. God help this child in every way.
White trash defined.
Good! I hope she has 6 more!!
Kevin J Desmond
Skank is knocked up again … does she even know who the father is of this future bastard ?
Don’t forget that she had plastic surgery done.
Not happy with what God gave you, Bristol, so you go and change it because of vanity.
It’s also funny that she calls other people “trolls”
Ummm, hello, Bristol, YOU’RE A TROLL! Trolls calling out others trolls, that’s the world.
Enough already she needs to keep her mouth shut oh yeah and her legs.
Oh me, oh my tsk tsk
One stupid, hot mess !
she’s a white trash slut
Hypocrisy, thy name is Palin, and I don’t mean Michael. I hesitate to paraphrase Margaret Thatcher, but this one seems to apply. We should deny this dysfunctional and hypocritical bunch the oxygen of publicity.
Stone the harlot.
Matthew Luke Barnes
I feel bad for her. Not only is she a whore but look what she came out of! Poor thing. There must be an 800 number she can call for help. Right?
She should just accept the fact that she is a dizzy ass slut.
Just like her mother a whore.
Shut up WHORE!!!!
Hypocrisy runs deep in her family and the Republican Party ð???ð???
This isn’t news people!
She’s a hypocrite just like her mom!
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Tramp, slut, whore, are those “Christian values”?????
Jason Mark Roberts
People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.
R Kevin McManus
Stop making stupid people famous don’t even post her crap
Someone had to pick up where Jimmy Swaggart left off.
Scratch any preachy Bible-thumping Christian and you will almost always find a unrepentant hypocrite… and usually a pervert. She’s in good company.
Her parents always struck me as closeted, suburban swingers, so I guess she comes by her promiscuity honestly.
She is probably anti-gay because she cannot have a little bastard with gay guys.
cause shes a slut and an idiot like her mother!
What a fool she has become.
can you say losser!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is just a “FRIGGIN” WHORE………………who cares…..
Yes, her purity must b preserved!!!!
A spokeswoman for Family Values is single and pregnant again. Is anyone surprised? Hates the gays and loves being unmarried and pregnant.
Surprise, she didn’t fall far from tree
Would you call Bristol Palin a loose woman? Family Value Organization would just say “oops” again.
Still anti-gay, unmarried and promiscuously pregnant again ~
Again. Emphasis on again. #mess #potmeetkettle
call her what her religion reallys says she is
Adrian Michael Ornelas
We all know there will be a 3rd baby daddy in due course lol
Bristol is lying on her back for Republican Family Values.
Poor little miss cheap & easy……
William C. Searcy
Brian K Combs
some people are still up in arms but I see she keeps her legs up
Paul V. Vitagliano
Seriously, could this have been announced on a better day?
Brandon E Donovan
Don’t forget she’s also a slut
So much for “absinance only” sex education… you would have thought she would learn how babies are made the first time she got pregnant out of wedlock. As for being pregnant out of wedlock… let her church and parents shame her.. as a society, that’s not our job.
Wilson W Wong
As dumb as her mother
Her mother should have taught her to swallow.
You dumb bitch you and your mother need to be attacked by a brown bear.
Hmmm, let’s see how many “christian” precepts have been broken here: First, Ms. Bristol is pregnant out of wedlock. Second, she is pregnant out of wedlock the second time! This was no accident. Third, she is pregnant by a MARRIED MAN this time, omg! Fox fake “news” would shat their pants at the opportunity to drag ANY woman of color who had done the same, given those factors. If it had been a prominent black man’s daughter, such as the President, this would have been 24/7 news for Fox. It isn’t even a question, they would have been THRILLED with that news story. As it is, they’re ignoring this one altogether because the woman involved is white, right wing, and stupid as hell, all the attributes they love in their women, you betcha. Hypocrites, one and all.
It’s unfortunate Bristol has had to make her announcement due to “the constant Trolls who have nothing better to talk about.” If she’s that bothered she can easily discontinue her blog which no one reads.
Poor Bristol must be crying in her pillow tonight, no one will marry her, but as of today Gays have finally received the right to get married and to have that marriage be recognized in every state of the union – and territories.
She can’t practice what she preaches, just like all of these other so called Christians. Love has won today and the right wing hates it! This has been a fantastic week for us liberals!
would be satisfying if the kid turned out gay!!
It’s ok Jesus forgives !
You filthy slut
Honestly what these straight people do in the privacy of their own homes makes me physically ill
T-Wicked Iris Morgue
I hope that fetus is aborted on is own merit. Hate should not breed.
I’m not going to call names or slut shame, or worry about her kids. She’s pretty well off for a single Mom of 2. My taxes will not be supporting her kid. What chaps my ass is she made almost 300K promoting abstinence only instead of a realistic sexual education for those who don’t have a huge net worth and can’t get on reality TV.
Who cares? So another slut trying to turn herself into a “celebrity”. She and her entire family just need to disappear. No one cares!
Let that stomach turn, BITCH! It will be big enough soon enough!
The hatred here is just nauseating. Gay’s are the deepest haters of all. But you can’t hate on the gays, they’ll tear you apart and put you out of business. There’s no “live and let live” with the gays. It’s the gay way or you pay the price. This woman’s life is not your business. Don’t judge, you hypocrites.
@o.codone: IF her life is none of our business, then our lives re none of hers. She picked this fight with her sanctimonious preaching about “abstinence” and her dondemnation of all things gay. As she sows, so shall she reap. By the way, I am a heterosexual. I don’t say I’m “straight.” Given the overwhelming sexual hypocrisy by the hetero community and the fact that over 98% of all sexually based crimes are committed by heterosexuals, there is nothing “straight” about us. My conscience is absolutely clear concerning this matter. Yours seems to be bothering you, o.codone.
@Redpalacebulleaglesox: Anyone who names themselves after a powerful painkiller such as oxycodone has no conscience!
Hmmmm, two babies out of wedlock by two different baby daddies. She sounds like the stereotypical “welfare queen”
The nut did not fall far from the idiot tree
@o.codone Your comment is THE prime example of what you’re chastising gays for – spreading hatred.
That she’s an anti-gay bigot should add a rash to your chapped ass.
If she were a lesbian she wouldn’t be having this problem
@o.codone: Pra voce tambem! Portugues– translate it, DF!
@scotshot: I apologize profusely! I flagged your comment when I should have flagged A**hole oxycodone. My apologies again!
What a twat. She needs to have her pussy sown up so that she breeds no more children with IQs lower than hers.
She is bitter because she can’t keep man!
Just a lovely family.
Who really cares what this slut thinks of Gays? She needs to keep her mouth and legs shut! Obviously both are more active than they should be!
@Dakotahgeo: Shit happens ;-).
@scotshot: I’ve heard tell that if Bristol keeps two Excedrin between her knees, she has escaped both a headache AND a pregnancy…?
@o.codone: If her life is none of our business, then our lives are none of hers. She picked this fight with her sanctimonious preaching about “abstinence” and her condemnation of all things gay. As she sows, so shall she reap. By the way, I am a heterosexual. I don’t say I’m “straight.” Given the overwhelming sexual hypocrisy by the hetero community and the fact that over 98% of all sexually based crimes are committed by heterosexuals, there is nothing “straight” about us. My conscience is absolutely clear concerning this matter. Yours seems to be bothering you, o.codone.
These are the clowns Justice Roberts wants to vote on our rights?
@Dakotahgeo: There’s always doggy style. If she kept her knees pressed together the man screwing her might feel something.
Can you honestly believe she has the gall to say we are living wrong? Take a look mom and teach your own daughter what’s rightandwhatswrong, not how you were born……
@Dakotahgeo: Point taken!
@scotshot: LOLOL…. loving your comments!
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