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Christians, Take Heed! Gays Are Demanding “Open Sex” And Threatening Your Businesses!

pat_robertson_earthquake_in_haiti1When we’re not being possessed by “fart demons,” according to pastor Bert Farias, or “freely praying on little children sexually,” according to Michele Bachmann, gay people are demanding sex and threatening Christian’s homes and livelihoods.

At least that’s what dinosaur Pat Robertson says.

The 700 Club host warned viewers viewers that if they’re not careful, gay people will drive them all out of town. But not before insisting they have “open sex.”

“What the gays are saying is, ‘We’re going to drive you out of town. You conform to us or you must leave,’ ” Robertson said.

He continued: “It’s the same message that was put out in Sodom and Gomorroh: ‘You’re either going to have sex with angels or have open sex with anybody or else you leave, or you go out of business.’ ”

Robertson is right about one thing. Publicly proclaiming one’s homophobia can damage their business. Just ask Aaron and Melissa Klein, the Oregon bakers who told two lesbians looking to buy a wedding cake that they were an  “abomination unto the Lord” and had to close up shop after all the bad PR they received.

But as far as his bizarre “open sex” claim, we’re not sure what the hell he’s talking about. Studies have found that engaging in casual sex can actually improve a person’s mental health. If anyone could benefit from some “open sex,” it’s Pat Robertson himself.

See ol’ PatRo spew his nonsense in the clip below.

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9 Comments

  • Ron Jackson

    EEWHH! You made me picture old Pat naked having some kind of sex.

  • ptn2719

    “It’s the same message that was put out in Sodom and Gomorroh: ‘You’re either going to have sex with angels or have open sex with anybody or else you leave, or you go out of business.’ ”

    As usual, the right gets it wrong.

    The “sin” of Sodom & Gomorrah was not being welcoming. Illicit sex had nothing to do with it.

    I love how supposed “experts” on the Bible continue to mis-quote and mis-represent it!

  • blondeboyz

    Patty is like the creepy great uncle that you don’t want to invite to Thanksgiving but you have to because he’s family. Then he sits at the table gumming his food and mumbling crazy shit. You just smile and speak loudly “Do you like the peas?”

  • Stache99

    Ha. I watched this video a few days ago posted on another site. The comments were overwhelmingly negative to all but the insane Jesus freaks. Now there disabled. Ha. What a surprise.

  • Mack

    Somebody ought to send a letter to Pat and thank him for giving us gays ideas in what to do next.

  • Jesugonthorn

    When was the last time god spoke his word directly to someone who didn’t appear to be completely insane?

  • Bopper1

    …I thought EVERYBODY wanted “open sex”…jeez…

  • michael mellor

    Some people are using the gay rights banner to seek approval for pornography and sexual exploitation of women.

  • lykeitiz

    ‘We’re going to drive you out of town. You conform to us or you must leave,’

    I think he’s got that backwards. I’ve never heard “the gays” say that. I have heard it in church though.

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