FUMBLE

College Football Player Slips Out Of His Shorts During Sprint, Comes To A Crashing Halt

By Editors February 28, 2016 at 6:02pm · 26 comments · Updated on February 29, 2016

Though super-sized goal posts may admiringly referred to as one’s “third leg,” make no mistake — they will not help you dash from point A to point B.

Actually, they have the potential to bring things to a sudden, skidding halt.

Mississippi State defensive lineman Chris Jones learned this lesson the hard way at the NFL combine on Saturday while he attempted to do his 40 sprint.

It’s certainly one way to get the scouts’ attention.

Head here for the mildly NSFW clip.

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26 Comments

Peter Jonsson

OMW

February 28, 2016 at 7:02pm
Darnell Hill

Poor guy. Whatever happened to jock straps? Those exercise underwear are not supportive. Hint Hint.

February 28, 2016 at 7:02pm
Xzamilio

Just thick and cornfed… mmmm mmmm mmmm!!!!!

February 28, 2016 at 6:02pm
Trevor Cold

damn!!!

February 28, 2016 at 7:02pm
Adrian Lehman-Sizemore

heaven

February 28, 2016 at 7:02pm
Tino Dreamerr

Boriqua Pito

February 28, 2016 at 7:02pm
Billy Budd

Black guys have bigger penises. It is a fact.

February 28, 2016 at 6:02pm
Brandon Majors

With a big ‘ol dick

February 28, 2016 at 7:02pm
Jerguy Slohcin

opps

February 28, 2016 at 7:02pm
Sheldon Siegel

Nothing to be ashamed of. Looks like he could have finished the run without leaving the starting line. ð???

February 28, 2016 at 8:02pm
Chico Almodolan

Big boy :O

February 28, 2016 at 8:02pm
John P Farinhas

well hello!

February 28, 2016 at 8:02pm
Kangol

Big, dark, strapping, uncut Southern brutha! SEXY! I’d draft him #1!

February 28, 2016 at 8:02pm
Mark

Not interested as it is opposite what I am attracted to…

February 28, 2016 at 8:02pm
Rich Coltharp

Love when this type of thing happens. Gotta love the penis.

February 28, 2016 at 9:02pm
G E Robinson

Dick happens.

February 28, 2016 at 9:02pm
Jacqs Aspensong Nevarez

Someone got exposed without meaning to be, so by all means post about it and everyone comment. smh

February 29, 2016 at 12:02am
Anthony Melendez

Ohhmy Lord lol.

February 29, 2016 at 12:02am
Kangol

@Mark: So why post on the thread, then? Your loss.

February 29, 2016 at 12:02am
Brian

I honestly could not see anything.

February 29, 2016 at 6:02am
bottom250

I will make him feel better. Run to me honey.

February 29, 2016 at 6:02am
Realitycheck

Poor baby!!! Let me help you….

@Brian: check the links below

Warning explicit material

https://40.media.tumblr.com/95a83834e27c5fbb79cf6912664cc9a2/tumblr_o3aj1oeHt01rkr4fxo1_1280.jpg

https://56.media.tumblr.com/84dc6a7137cba6e00a3b84b746ddd8e8/tumblr_o3aj1oeHt01rkr4fxo2_1280.jpg

February 29, 2016 at 8:02am
martinbakman

Combine scoring system might actually have a category where a flopping, out of control penis brings extra points.

February 29, 2016 at 9:02am
CWM85

They can’t wear a thong or briefs under those small, tight ass shorts?

February 29, 2016 at 2:02pm
Louis

Yum talk about a hunk mmm

December 28, 2016 at 5:12am
Bob LaBlah

WOW! I do mean just WOW! Thank you Queerty for your splendid decision to run this story. Sure there HAS to be more that you can dig up.

June 21, 2017 at 12:06pm

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