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Defenders Of Christmas Outraged Over Starbucks’ “New” Polar Bear Massacre Cookies

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First it was those meaningless red cups, and now this?!

Starbucks’ latest front in the war on Christmas, if we are to believe the droves of knee-jerk “activists” on Twitter, come in the deceptively evil form of a sugar cookie.

Related: Antigay Christian Extremist Suffers On-Air Meltdown Over Starbucks Cups, “It’s Much More Than Just A Cup!”

Baked deep into these delicious doughy delights is the coffee giant’s message: death to Christmas.

See for yourself:

Except there’s one relevant detail these folk (and there are many, many similar posts decrying foul play across social media) may want to keep in mind: The cookies in question were part of the 2010 holiday menu at Starbucks, and haven’t been sold since.   Related: Our Favorite Starbucks Red Cup Anti-Christmas Memes (So Far!) For those wondering what devilish confections are in store this year, here’s a preview: 

Ugly? Seems a little judgy if you as us…boycott Starbucks’ war on beauty standards!