We have some good news for perverts (and perverts could use a little good news these days). All that extra Viagra that you’ve been stockpiling is good for more than just keeping your dick hard. A DIY site has compiled some helpful hints for those looking to experiment with pharmaceuticals, a hobby that cannot possibly ever go awry.
Now of course it should go without saying that Queerty is not a medical professional, even though we do enjoy inspecting men’s physical forms. And using drugs for any purpose not recommended by a doctor is potentially dangerous and even more potentially stupid. (We learned this the hard way after brining a Thanksgiving turkey in quaaludes.)
But perhaps you’d like to know how other people are using their Viagra off-label. Well in that case, you’re in luck, because it’s been documented that the drug can help you burn fat. (If you’re a mouse. So, good news for Stuart Little.)
It’s also handy for fighting hypertension (its original purpose before anyone noticed what it was doing to erections). It can also help you deal with low oxygen and high altitudes environments. And it has a role in combatting the side effects of prostate cancer treatment.
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Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
But perhaps our favorite use is keeping cut flowers fresh. For some reason, a little Viagra in the flower water keeps them firm. Just the thing if you want to stick daisies in your butt for a prolonged period.
Bauhaus
I’ve done it few times recreationally and I always got a massive… headache 🙁
tham
It’s also really helps for a hangover.
Billy Budd
Billy Budd
I use vi*a*g*r*a in order to get that “extra boost” when topping with a condom. It is awesome and I never got any headache or redness in the face.
Milk Dud
You really shouldn’t post something like this listing a ton of “positive effects” without listing the negative documented effects. It’s rather irresponsible and there are already enough people popping pills without informing themselves:
sudden vision loss;
ringing in your ears, or sudden hearing loss;
chest pain or heavy feeling, pain spreading to the arm or shoulder, nausea, sweating, general ill feeling;
irregular heartbeat;
swelling in your hands, ankles, or feet;
shortness of breath;
vision changes;
feeling light-headed, fainting; or
penis erection that is painful or lasts 4 hours or longer.
Less serious side effects may include:
warmth or redness in your face, neck, or chest;
stuffy nose;
headache;
memory problems;
upset stomach; or
back pain.
Bromancer7
@Milk Dud: I bet you got beat up a lot during high school.
Here’s another list of potential side effects:
Throbbing headache
Dizziness and light-headedness
Muscle weakness or cramps
Nausea and vomiting
Rapid heartbeat, which may be either strong or weak
Rapid, shallow breathing
Behavioral changes such as confusion, disorientation, or staggering
Seizures
Unconsciousness
Do you know what horrible compound can cause these terrible and horrendous symptoms, that most people don’t know about and are never told about when they are recommended to consume more of this substance?
Water.
GG
I might be tempted to try it for fat burning, but I am concerned it would keep me up all night . . .
XzamiIio
@Bromancer7: I bet you dropped out of high school.
Stefano
@XzamiIio: lol