Dominic Cooper, Empire UK, October 1, 2010To provide further proof that he’s one of the hottest, most underrated actors in Hollywood, Mamma Mia beefcake Dominic Cooper told Graham Norton a story about his penis resting on a cafe table this week.

Unfortunately, we’ve only ever seen Cooper’s ass on film. That’s because he’s apparently saving the rest for the lunch crowd:

I was working in a cafe wearing really tight jeans. I had two cappuccinos in one hand and pastries in the other, and as I approached the table it fell out of my jeans and rested neatly on the table. There was nothing I could do. The customers were repulsed and I just backed off.

Repulsed? People in New York would pay for that!

Things got even kinkier when Cooper switched topics from voyeurism to his work as a teenage drag queen. Before he was legally able to drink, the straight actor confessed he used to wear dresses to get into bars:

I was young and I wanted to get into some dingy pub. I was half the size of any of my friends and looked like a female troll. They weren’t letting any boys in, so I put on a dress and tights and got into the club – it was a better option than hanging out at the bus stop!

God bless Europe.

sad5

Don't forget to share:

Help make sure LGBTQ+ stories are being told...

We can't rely on mainstream media to tell our stories. That's why we don't lock Queerty articles behind a paywall. Will you support our mission with a contribution today?

Cancel anytime · Proudly LGBTQ+ owned and operated