Olympic diver (and the world’s most famous knitter) Tom Daley has again roped husband Dustin Lance into his latest YouTube video. This one finds Tom reading out so-called dad jokes, which he says he loves but husband Black is less impressed by.
“How much do you pay for dead batteries?” ask Daley to a non-plussed Black. “Nothing, they’re free of charge!” Daley replies when his husband fails to come up with an answer.
“Where’s the best place to buy broth? At the stock market.”
“Why did the child get arrested for refusing to take a nap? Because she was resisting a rest.”
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And on and on it goes, with Daley daring Black not to crack at least a smile at some of the quips. You’ll either find it cute or cringe-worthy depending on your tolerance of bad puns!
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Oscar-winner Black, 47, and Daley, 27, met in spring 2013, and get engaged in 2015. They married in 2017, and welcomed their son, Robbie, to the world in June 2018. They live most of the time in London. Last year, Daley won a gold medal at the Tokyo Olympics.
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SamB
Ah Dustin, so desperate to stay young. Looks like he wears quite a bit of make up when he goes out, judging from that pic.
flim
Lance seems lovely/ was incredibly supportive of Tom last year through tthe Olympics and funny in the video/ doesn’t deserve all the vile comments that pop up about him just cause he’s older than Tom
hamoboy
I do think that he is a pretty decent person as behind the scenes showbiz types go (i.e the bar is in hell), but I also think he’s headed for trouble in the future, especially if Tom should for some reason emerge back into the public eye as a famous public figure 10 or 20 years from now. Everyone thought Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa would last as well.
Age gaps come with complications, regardless of the intentions and characters of the participants of the relationship with the age gap, because people do change as they get older.
flim
nothing is ever certain of course, not entirely sure of the necessity of being this negative about a seemingly happy couple though especially given that despite people saying they wouldn’t last 6 months its coming up to 9 years /also i gather you are not from the UK cause i don’t see Tom going away as a public figure/ he’s been hugely famous since he was 14 here
SamB
flim: Dustin?
SamB
filim: 9 years??? that means Tom was 18 or 19 when you got your hooks in him. Take away the best part of his life.
flim
Sam B/ how are you this bothered by this couple who have as i said been together for years and years/ even have a kid together (hence the dad jokes), i don’t think he does wear make up but even if he was getting into full drag every night again i’m not sure why that would bother you/ be of any consequence to you apart from jealousy. Lance was the one who moved across continents not Tom/ has been incredibly supportive of Toms diving for years and years too at this point.
dhmonarch89
lovely people don’t support Bryan Singer- give testimonials in court for him, attend his underaged alcohol and drug fueled parties and they don’t pick up 18 year old high school students at after parties. Just saying….
dhmonarch89
for clarity…. 18 year old high school students (Tom hadn’t taken his A/O Levels- finals yet) at after parties when they are 38.
flim
Tom was a millionaire homeowner at 18 / not in need of either money or fame/ and he actually should of finished school considering he was a month from turning 19 when he met him but given the Olympics had spread them out over 3 years but anyway as i’v already said it’s been nearly 9 years and some people still can’t get over it
SDR94103
puke city.
azzolina
They are so charming.
GayEGO
Sorry, I had to laugh at Tom Daley’s jokes!
Heywood Jablowme
What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese.
Jaquelope
I must admit that I did laugh at a few of the jokes, inwardly groaned at others, and a couple took awhile to understand what the joke was. I’m just glad my dad never found any of those, because he would have made everyone in the family, along with anyone he knew or even met, sick with his repeating them ad nauseum.
AZ71
I think Dustin looks great for 47. His skin is flawless, he doesn’t have makeup on.
Heywood Jablowme
He looks like he hasn’t been outdoors in daylight for ten years. Which is great for the skin!
Chrisk
Yes many if not most gay men are/were sun worshippers through their lives. We’re just not used to seeing the guys that avoided it and how heathy skin can look in the mature years. He’s got the skin of a twenty something.
Sometimes just avoiding things is the best anti aging remedy you can do. Wish I took my own advise. Lol
Jerry
Sweet
greekboy
It’s staged, but very cute