For whatever reason, beard jewelry is trying very hard to become a thing right now. But should we let it become a thing? It probably shouldn’t get to be a thing, we don’t think.
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Milan-based company KRATO just released a promo vid featuring baleful, Walt Whitmanesque models traipsing through the city streets with something sticking out of their facial hair that, from afar, might as well be stray pieces of El Pollo Loco chicken.
According to the “About” page, the collection is “dedicated to beardsmen” — beardsmen? — “who express their individuality in eccentric, yet sophisticated ways. Beard [sic] is a visual display of dignity, style, and uniqueness which makes for a perfect canvas of self-expression.”
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The page also states in no uncertain terms that by supporting Krato’s beard jewelry Kickstarter campaign, you are effectively “helping beard community grow.”
Take a look at the ad below, and ask yourself whether you’re really willing to let life go this way:
Jack Meoff
Just when you thought beard trends couldn’t get any more ridiculous this happens. Don’t get me wrong I love a sexy man with a beard but when you see some of the try hard hipster types and what they do with their beards it is a total turn off.
jag4313
Just another hipster trend.
ErikO
It looks odd but if people want to do this it’s their choice.
jdboston617
Who gives a sh$t?
NateOcean
“How do you feel about beard jewelery?”
I think it’s fine; Michele Bachmann can wear whatever jewelery she wants.
DaveCHarrington
The next jewelery trend would be beards. Beard jewelry now a days are normal it give a different look to our breed. Every one should try once to look different but also have some problems like beard thinning, beard loss, regrowth problems, etc. for that solutions also their like beard vitamins(https://www.beardilizer.com/product/beardilizer-beard-vitamins-dietary-supplement/), beard oils,etc. so without worrying about problems of beard use jewelry and look attractive.