Call us old fashioned, but we wouldn’t expect poppers to be a popular commodity at a music festival.
But that seems to be what the kids are doing these days — at the recent Parklife festival in Manchester, U.K., not only were 400 bottles seized by police, but five poor unfortunate souls somehow thought they were supposed to drink the bottle like a shot.
As is to be expected, they aren’t feeling so hot now.
While other attendees were enjoying Disclosure and Fat Boy Slim, these five took some horribly misguided advice and downed a bottle of Rush or Liquid Gold and had to be rushed to the hospital.
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
We have to assume they’re all straight — gays should really know better than that.
Last week we reported the UK banned the sale of poppers altogether, and we found it a bit extreme.
Now maybe we know why.
“We are now extremely concerned that people are drinking poppers and this poses a significant risk to life and would urge anyone using, or considering using them or any ‘legal high’ to cease from doing so immediately, before it’s too late,” said Chief Inspector Gary Simpson.
America, we never thought we’d have to say this, but please don’t drink poppers and ruin it for everyone else.
h/t: FactMag
Ajay Martin
idiots
Allie Pocket
#darwinism
Chris Douglas
Chris Hall now we know.
Robby Robinson
……i hadn’t done poppers in years. Never used them for sex but we would snort them on the dance floor back in the day…a few weeks ago I had some friends in town and they had some..it’s obivously still a huge thing for lots of gay men at 40 dolllars a vile wow..we did them all night it was fun.
Vanessa Forbes
This evenings Darwin Award goes to….. (drum roll)…….
Chris Mehalick
I’m nog even reading the article. The title says it all. The sheer stupidity of some people still astound me
Nathan Brandon Lee Kennedy
Same mate. ^^^
Christian Wells
Party’s over!!!
Gee Rosato
IDIOTS
WHO THE HELL
THEY DESERVE THE DARWIN AWARD
Hawg G Wilde
Tyler Edward Tran
Jonty Coppersmith
Bless their hearts!
Lee Morris
wow 40 bucks in the 70’s they were 7.00 Very dangerous to use snort or drink, but who in their right mind would drink it?
James Sigmon
Poppers are so 80’s
Tim Flenniken
Randall Carpenter
David Bolton
I had some spilled on me (like a couple of drops) in a steamroom recently. I was out the door, and in the shower washing that shit off in about three seconds. I can’t imagine drinking it.
Wesley B Keeton
Twinks?
Mack
If the UK is banning them maybe there is a reason. Maybe it’s a new fad we haven’t heard about in the US. But it kind of stupid to drink it. Must have a very hot throat.
Maleko
Overdoing it a bit, Bolton; a few drops on your leg is nothing to freak about. But, hey! it’s your leg and your body, nothing wrong with taking what you think if super great care of your parts.
NoCagada
@James Sigmon: So were the people who fought for your rights.
Michael Scott
They look like those quick shots. They must have been on drugs at the time.
Ed Hamtil
Luke H Thornton
Clark35
@Michael Scott: That’s what I was thinking too.
Darrell Da'Rel
Lindsey Ternent ð??? I’ll never tell
stanhope
Well I’ve known a boy or 4 on the bottom have poppers run down their nose into their throat. Not cute.
ralrod13
I had no idea what poppers were until, like, last year. They just don’t sound safe.
Victoria Sanz-Henry
Hopefully they don’t pop their cloggs.
Kevin J Desmond
Stupid asses … they get what they deserve
Sebastian Zatarain
Ehrsi Ambriz lol remember
Sam Oropeza
Martin Jimenez de Arechaga
Tina Bejasa you should show this to your friend.
Nicolás Aguirre
Any one stupid enough to drink poppers deserves to die…
Kevin Buck
Nothing wrong with thinning the herd
Chris Johnson
Sounds like a bunch of geniuses, drinking poppers for Petes sake they are a stimulant what the hell did they expect to happen.
La Samuel
http://www.darwinawards.com/
Josh Olson
You do not ‘Drinking Poppers’ fucking IDIOTS. Poppers are less addictive and less harmful than other hard drugs that are out on the market, such as heroine, cocaine and methamphetamine even less harmful than marijuana.
Ben Ferrando
What idiot drinks poppers????
Dennis Mitchell
Ron Parsons
Robert Barker
Danny Cowan Don McKillop Michael Paul Lewis O’Casey Terry Harvey
Michael Paul Lewis O'Casey
Amyl Martini anyone?
Stephen Bate
they’re trying to ban them coincidence mmm
Realitycheck
The age of the internet and these kids couldn’t google to find out how to use
poppers?
Robert Joseph Martin
Yikes
notevenwrong
Those 4-hour energy drinks they sell in gas stations have very similar packaging, so I can see how they could be confused.
Daniel Alvarado
wtf you dont drink them ever ive never used them myself and i dont think i ever will
David Cheng
lol
onthemark
So much for the American assumption that a British accent always makes you sound more intelligent!
Rosalynn D'Angela
what’s that list called darwins list , people that remove them selves from gene pool , thinking 5 new candidates for attempting
Kangol
Deevolution? WTF???
David Emmanuel Ferrando
Lmfao
Mathew Mercury Jones
Say what you want about how stupid they are (pretty stupid) but that can NOT feel good!
Chris Duffy
You’re Doing It Wrong.
Dave Edwards
Hell….aww…let em drink it, might help remove the stoopid from the gene pool ð???
Philip Duarte
shaking my head.
Hugh Minor
They’re magically delicious.
James Sigmon
This is so 80’s
Christopher Michael
yes, they do
Kamal Patel
a special kind of STUPID
Timothy Grover
GROSS!!
Freddie Grays Rivas
survival of the fittest…
“let them drink poppers”ð???ð???ð???
Lungs Green
Last summer i saw some italians drinking poppers.. I couldn’t believe my own eyes!?!?
Gary McCoy
Some people are literally too stupid to live it seems.
Josh Olson
You do not “Drinking Popper” fucking IDIOTS. Popper are less addicted and home full in other drugs that are currently out on the market today such as heroine, cocaine and methamphetamines, in my personal view. I fell that marijuana and Poppers are less harmful.
Jessica Naomi
YUCK
Jason Adams
Apparently they need these warnings. Maybe they look too much like energy shots?
Cole Steele
gawd dayum. yuck. freakin’ just sounds horrid. you didn’t need help drinking it, you don’t need help at the hospital. barf.
Christopher Charlton
Crazy