Forget The Turkey—Cher Serves Dessert Early With New Single, “Woman’s World”

A true diva doesn’t let anything steal focus—not even a national holiday.

Immortal goddess Cher has dropped her new single “Woman’s World” on the Internets, saving millions of gay men from a joyless Thanksgiving dinner with their family. Just pop that sucker on yr iPod and drown out your brother’s claims that Romney was robbed.

On her Twitter feed, Cher explained that, “when I started singing it I thought about strong Famous Women….Then I Thought “fk That””THIS IS A WOMAN’S WORLD” We’re All Strong ! MEN 2 !”

Does Thanksgiving finally have its own dance anthem? Sing out in the comments section.