While working as performers for the Royal Caribbean, out vloggers Justin Azzarello and Wade Lowman have been sharing a series of YouTube videos cataloging their various exploits. Their latest will either cause your left eyeball to twitch in jealousy, or reduce you to a quivering mass of mushiness that you wouldn’t dare confess to your diary.
While blithely zipping through Venice, Italy, Wade treated Justin to a surprise gondola ride, where he popped The Big Question. (“What do you make of the ‘Bitch I’m Madonna’ video?” No.)
The heart-melty antics took place before a misty assemblage of family and bosom friends. There were violins, bent knees, roses, rings, gasp-inducing views of Venetian canals, and, of course, a resounding “Yes.” It’s all quite something.
Before clicking “play,” remember: You bask in the happiness of others. You’ve never been prone to the green-eyed monsters. And gondola proposals are tired, anyway.