One straight Reddit user attracted hundreds of comments and even more upvotes on the r/askgaybros forum this month—and not because of any queerbaiting. This guy told the gay bros that a man asked him out, and given his bad luck with women, he’s considering saying yes. “Would that be totally wrong?” he asked.
In the preamble to his post, this Reddit user—we’ll call him Quentin the Questioner—said he doesn’t have much romantic experience. He has kissed a few girls, but he’s still a virgin at age 24, he revealed. QQ also said he has “great friends,” a “good social life,” and a “decent job,” and he gets many compliments about his looks.
“But I’m super short, and it probably doesn’t help that I’m wiry instead of buff or anything,” he added. “Girls are basically never interested, and I think I get it. They’re usually bigger than me, which probably feels weird, and if they’re not bigger, then they still have dozens of guys who are bigger than me interested in them too. Fair enough. I’ve done enough work on myself to know it’s no one’s fault.”
Now to the quandary at hand: Quentin said that a male friend, a “really cool guy,” recently asked him out. “It definitely wasn’t the first time someone assumed I was gay,” Quentin wrote in the post. “Like, I’m positive I’m into girls. I asked one female friend who thought I was gay when we first met why she thought that, and she said it was something about my well-groomed look. I am a bit of a neat freak.”
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In response to the date request, Quentin “sort of laughed all weirdly like a total dork” and told his would-be paramour that he’s straight, he wrote. The guy took it well and asked Quentin to let him know if he ever changed his mind. And now Quentin is “sort of reconsidering and thinking about maybe bringing it back up again.”
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He went on: “I’m pretty sure it’s wrong to date someone I’m not attracted to just because I’m lonely. But maybe if I was honest about it? Like, if I said I’m pretty sure I’m not into guys, but asked if he’d be interested in something casual and experimental to see how it goes? Or is that a totally selfish and assholish thing to ask?”
Quentin also said he thinks the guy is “way out of [his] league,” and he’s feeling insecure that the guy is “definitely over 6-foot.”
“Anyway, help a clueless and lonely guy out with some gaybro wisdom,” he asked. “Would it be totally, unquestionably sh*tty to suss this guy out for another date invitation? And if it isn’t, how would I even bring it up to him again?”
(By the way, Quentin added in a comment that the guy is “annoyingly good looking.”)
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Numerous commenters on the thread told Quentin to go for the gusto. “Just [be] honest, or at least say that you’re possibly open to exploring, and see where it goes,” one person said.
Another gay bro wrote: “Yeah, it’s not bad of you to do this, as long as you are honest with him upfront. That gives him the agency to decide if he wants to move ahead and go on a date with you. Honesty means it’s okay to tell him that you are a little unsure about this. Make your plan for the date to have as much fun with him as possible. Pick an activity (nothing passive like a movie) and a meal and treat it like a new bro you have met who you want to be friends with. Keep the stakes low—sex is off the table for the first date. But think about trying holding hands near the end or kissing if it feels right at the time.”
A third commenter wrote, “I think if you’re open with him about your sexuality and your intentions of going out with him, I say go for it. Meaning, say that you’ve only dated women but are curious to explore your sexuality and go out with a guy. He might not be into straight-curious, so be prepared. Worst that can happen is he says no or it’s a bad date. You don’t need to overthink bringing it up. ‘Hey, I’m interested in going on a date if you’re still down.’”
And it sounds like Quentin might take the guy up on his offer after all. “Cool, cool,” he wrote, replying to that last comment. “Worst thing he can say is no, right?”
He also said he might give Redditors an update “if there’s a happy ending,” so if you’re as romantic as we are, keep your eye on the thread for a Part 2!
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S.anderson
There’s something fundamentally missing from this story, and makes me suspect it’s fake; Quentin doesn’t express any physical or romantic feelings for guys.
He did express feeling like he is less than other men due to his height. He feels a bit of exasperation that people assume he’s gay. He knows what a good looking man looks like, but while that twangs homophobic strings, it isn’t really a sign of homosexuality. His sole motive for accepting this date is so that he can finally score a date?!
I don’t think straight men really wonder; “omg, am I really gay?” just because others mis-identify them. I don’t think that truly straight men would just have sex with another man because it was all he had on his plate. He’s not in prison. Perhaps his tall, ‘annoyingly good looking’ friend is effeminate, and so he could move forward to indulge in a date as a gender fantasy, but If it were the case, I think it would have been clearly said.
Whatever the case, he seems to be hungry for intimate companionship, and it appears to be on offer. As a straight man (for now) he could make a simple cuddle/jo buddy thing work. That doesn’t require any romance or even physical attraction for his partner. Meanwhile, being open to more experimentation when he feels the spirit move him. It won’t hurt him to get in better touch with his tastes and appetites.
eeebee333
I’ve never read one of these Reddit sagas that didn’t seem fake.
Donston
Some people simply crave attention, affirmation, validation and will get it from any source. Many people experience degrees of fluidity or questioning. And many people “experiment”. But I doubt that this is a legit story unless the guy who asked him out has money/opportunities to give him. 24 is rarely the age someone is willing to settle for something that they’re not at all interested in. So, more than likely it’s another Reddit story designed to spark convo. Or he’s bullshitting about having zero same-sex sexual, romantic, affection, emotional, relationship interests and attractions. If it is a legit story, he’s 24. He has time to “figure out” his wants and preferences and dimensions when it comes to the spectrum. Just make sure that you’re being honest with yourself and your potential partner.
Stan H
Even if this story is fake here is still my advice. 1) Be honest 2) Be yourself 3) Figure out what you have in common. 4) Smile and when your talking always have eye contact. 5) Relax 6) Try a kiss at the end of the night. That is when you will or will not feel something. Most of all remember a one time sexual encounter does not make you gay or bi.
still_onthemark
It’s true that guys who are short and wiry have a hard time dating & hooking up in the hetero world. They DO have an easier time in the gay world. Especially at my house!
scotty
fake and not even real gay…cmon you can do better than this tripe.
bachy
I’ve noticed several factors that are causing a shift in the experimental sexual behavior of young men.
A. They are exposed to a wide variety of sexual identities and behaviors on television, often in idealized or glamorized narratives.
B. Women’s ever-increasing agency, opinions and tastes are casting a harsher and more threatening light on male desirability.
C. Many straight males have difficulty with intimacy in the first place, and the COVID lockdowns have left them lonelier than ever.
I think it’s cool of the “annoyingly good looking” friend to extend (potentially romantic) friendship to QQ – even if it just ends up being platonic.
ShiningSex
The best advice is USE GOOD LUBE. End of discussion.
ShiningSex
PS. DON’T PULL SOMEONE INTO A RELATIOSHIP IF YOU’RE NOT SURE ABOUT YOUR SEXUALITY. WHY HURT OTHERS? THAT’S THE BIGGEST PROBLEMS WITH CLOSETED PEOPLE. HURTING OTHERS.
johncp56
Most Bi guys I know just want to be topped they horny MFs mostly the married ones, love my bi buds