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Gus Kenworthy’s Naughty Christmas Card Is Guaranteed To Make Mom Blush

It’s that time of year. We’re out shopping for gifts for our loved ones, singing Christmas carols, getting Santa aroused. Well, that last one’s true if you’re on the Queerty staff  Gus Kenworthy. The puppy-rescuing, Olympic medal-winning silver fox did his fans a solid this year with a photo taken on the lap of lucky Ole Kris Kringle. Note Kenworthy’s cheeky caption: “Sit on my lap and let’s talk about the first thing that pops up.” That’s not a candy cane, folks.

Check it out below.

“Sit on my lap and let’s talk about the first thing that pops up.” – Mall Santa ???

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31 Comments

  • Tony Trotter

    You and I have very different definitions of “naughty.”

  • Darwin Rodriguez

    How is this guy still half of everything you guys post?

  • Sam Vanderbush

    I didn’t see anything naught!

  • MarionPaige

    Look at his feet. It’s like, “how big is that guy dressed as Santa” that Gus looks so small? Also,

    Gus looks a bit like UK Actor Richard Madden but, with a better body

  • David Schneider

    Isn’t his 15 minutes over yet?

  • Ben Stimpson

    He’s cute yeah but he just came out… does he deserve to have so much attention? He seems to be over compensating for things now.

  • Johnny Mke

    Exactly how is this “naughty”?

  • bicurious

    He is a stunning young man and I absolutely love it when he occasionally queens it up. To me that shows that he is comfortable in his own skin. That mixed with his athletic skills makes him a great representative for the gays out in the larger world and I for one welcome updates on him.

  • Xzamilio

    The thing is, he is legitimately talented in his field… and that is absolutely one of the great things about him. No one can downplay that. But… let’s be honest. His coming out has zero to no effect on individuals coming out in major sports. Until there is a Lebron James, Peyton Manning, Tiger Woods, Bryce Harper, or Dirk Nowitzki that comes out, it will only matter on a small scale. It’s fucked up, but it’s true.

    I’m hoping for Matt Forte or Jimmy Graham… I don’t know what the hell Jimmy Graham is, but I want that ethic ambiguity on my face all night!!

  • Xzamilio

    *ethnic

    That’s an unfortunate typo

  • Tracy Pope

    “They’re straight”, “they’re fem”, “it’s too much”, “who cares?”. Damned if you are and damned if you aren’t. So much griping about sports figures, entertainers, musicians, and everyday people who are featured here on Queerty.

  • Captain Obvious

    Meh at least the picture was cute and not some nearly nude attention grabbing nonsense or inane gibberish. That said it’s also a little skeevy considering the age of the man he’s dating.

  • Avery Alvarez

    He’s hot and the pic of him with his bare booty out made me think naughty thoughts.

  • John Saich

    so unclassy….for you

  • Bryguyf69

    That’s pretty witty and made me chuckle. Gus is surprisingly (?) intelligent and eloquent in live interviews. That was certainly the case when he was interviewed by his new pal Anderson Cooper.

  • Bryguyf69

    I love Gus’ new liberated gay persona but I do worry that being too sexual makes him less palatable and marketable to Middle America. That said, the caption is exactly the type I’d send in my XXXmas cards.

  • SteveDenver

    Dear Santa: Thanks for the HOT ROD!

  • CWM85

    I have a feeling if people stop commenting on post about him queerty will stop posting about him and all of the unnecessary and redundant post about him.

  • VivaViejo

    @Ben Stimpson: How long does someone have to be out before receiving compliments and press coverage; 5 years? 10? 25?

  • mz.sam

    Naughty or Nice…love, love, love! And Gus can ski down my chimney any time.

  • JessPH

    Gus Kenworthy is Queerty’s new Tom Daley.

  • Gigi Gee

    I love how pissy you bitches get when Queerty posts about Gus. ?

  • Brian

    Gus has such a friendly face but it can be put to better use….

  • Captain Obvious

    @CWM85: We tried that with Davey Wavey and it really made no difference. They only stopped when they replaced him with Tom Daley.

    The only thing that makes Gus more palatable is unlike the other two he’s extremely attractive. But that only goes so far when there’s article after article about a picture he took or how he spit up his peas on his bib when the guy from Gayby spoon fed him this morning.

  • ShowMeGuy

    Quit bitching about Gus. If you knew a Gus you would know that we are all awesome.

  • Stenar

    Santa is blushing.

  • Mack

    HMMMMMM, he likes older guys. There might be a chance for this old man yet. :)

  • Captain Obvious

    @Mack: Either he’s not that old or Gus is the height and weight of a small child. I’m surprised the man even let him sit on his leg like that and his feet are practically dangling.

    I’m sure Santa’s bells jingled in the store bathroom.

  • Terrycloth

    Yawn. ..Big deal .naughty .puh-leeze..over him..next

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