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Libido and Logic Square Off!

Is That Novak Djokovic’s Penis?

Libido: Yeah, that’s totally a picture of Serbian tennis pro Novak Djokovic with a potentially mammoth erection.

Logic: Why the fuck would Serbian tennis pro Novak Djokovic be walking around a tennis court with a potentially mammoth erection? That’s obviously a ball in his pocket!

Libido: Then why’s he wearing ‘Gentleman’ underwear? It’s so inviting!

Logic: Huh? That’s so illogical!

Libido: I know!

(Thanks for inducing a mental breakdown, Down The Line.)

On:           Aug 22, 2007
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    • Dawster

      okay (1) those are actually tennis balls in his pocket…

      or (2) maybe some bottom in Cincinnati got the ride of his life?

      Aug 22, 2007 at 1:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • thatguyfromboston

      is this an either/or type situation, i’m hoping it’s yes to both.

      Aug 22, 2007 at 2:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cjc

      I’m with Dawster’s #2 option. I just wish it was me.

      Aug 22, 2007 at 2:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • IDNY

      HA! Andrew. I totally told you Djokovic was news worthy. It seems you just had to wait for him to “present” himself.

      Aug 22, 2007 at 2:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • james_boston

      And the chances that this was photo-shopped? Near a 100% I’d say. Who believes any photo taken of anyone or anything in this day and age???

      Aug 22, 2007 at 2:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Terranova

      it doesn’t look like a hard-on because it doesn’t extend all the way up. it looks like an object floating independently in his pocket such as a small cell phone, some suntan lotion, or any number of things. it certainly gets my imagination going though!

      Aug 22, 2007 at 4:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kiveon

      I don’t know whether it is ball or [email protected] but I sure as hell would volunteer to find out. It would be my civic duty to peel those shorts off of him and do some hard oral studies to get to the bottom of the problem.

      Aug 22, 2007 at 6:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rowen

      If that’s his penis, I’m more disturbed by the fact that it starts halfway out to his hip, rather then in the middle, like most people.

      Aug 22, 2007 at 8:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • abelincoln

      He uses tennis balls to stand in for his cock coz it’s too small.

      Aug 22, 2007 at 8:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hhhhhhhh

      sexualis :)))))))))

      Jan 3, 2009 at 10:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hellothere

      Im hoping its his penis, because he has a large cock if it is!
      Wanna suck his dick so badly :D

      Jan 26, 2009 at 10:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rob Moore

      It is probably a tennis ball, but it does make a nice fantasy, don’t you think?

      May 11, 2010 at 11:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • truthteller

      God, you guys are pathetic.

      Those are two tennis balls, if it were his cock it would be coming from the center of his groin. It is not, there is an obvious gap from it to the tennis balls.

      Pathetic! Isn’t there any newsworthy shit? like human rights violations somewhere?

      Aug 14, 2010 at 7:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack

      I believe this man has Look at my Odd Bulge disorder:


      Aug 17, 2010 at 5:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • FredB

      Of course it is tennis balls, he IS a tennis player after all DUH!

      Aug 19, 2010 at 12:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Vman455

      Blast from the past!

      Aug 21, 2010 at 2:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ossurworld

      Alas, few people can take a joke nowadays.

      Sep 4, 2010 at 12:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Richard

      jesus christ I hope not. If it is, its not a “gift”, its a deformity.

      Sep 6, 2010 at 10:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • iDavid

      Oh Please, since when do tennis balls look like a baby’s arm. The guy is obviously looking at his bf and was recalling last nights . . . use your imagination.

      Sep 23, 2010 at 4:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tommy G

      Um – 2 tennis balls. Duh.

      Sep 29, 2010 at 7:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kim Shunder

      @kiveon: @kiveon:

      you’re a fucking slut.

      Oct 11, 2010 at 5:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack


      Oct 18, 2010 at 3:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nothingpetty

      “obviously a ball in his pocket.”

      Some people just have to spoil all the fun. :-))

      Oct 26, 2010 at 1:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • deliiri0us

      Awww, I’m a little disappointed that that is not his penis. It’s quite obvious there’s a bulging object in his pocket. But I’ll continue to imagine it’s something else…

      Oct 29, 2010 at 9:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • shaneybee

      its definitely a ball.
      does anyone know where i can get a pair of those underwear?

      Oct 31, 2010 at 11:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cmook


      Jul 5, 2011 at 8:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jason

      Slavic men generally have large penises.

      Jul 15, 2011 at 9:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Boris

      @jason: Sorry jason, you are wrong, which to me as a gay living in Eastern Europe (Slavic region) is very very sad. Anyhow, thanks for compliment.

      Jul 18, 2011 at 1:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Milo19

      That’s a tennis ball!! :(

      Sep 21, 2011 at 7:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rakesh maibam

      @Milo19: @Boris:

      Jan 12, 2012 at 6:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TennisPro

      DUH!!!! Tennis balls!!!!

      Jun 10, 2012 at 5:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Homosexualists are confused perverts that were not born that way

      No man is safe from being sexually objectified by homosexual perverts. Poor Mr. Djokovics, this is like a sexual assault this blog.

      Jul 6, 2014 at 5:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Evji108

      It is not a boner for sure. NOBODY would stand there so casually being photographed in public with a huge obvious erection.

      Dec 2, 2014 at 1:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Evji108

      @Evji108: Awe poor Mr. Djokovics has to put up with a bit of the same attention that women put up with every day. Do you think a man can handle for a moment, the awful, degrading sexualization, that, somehow women deal with on a daily basis?

      Dec 2, 2014 at 1:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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