Inspector gadget

Kellyanne Conway says Obama may have spied on Trump through his microwave at Trump Tower

Add this one to Kellyanne Conway’s greatest hits, right between the #alternativefacts and “Buy Ivanka’s stuff!”

While speaking to reporter Mike Kelly during an interview at her home in Alpine, Conway was asked about those bogus claims Trump made last week on Twitter when he accused President Obama of wiretapping Trump Tower during last year’s presidential election:

When asked yesterday by Kelly about Trump’s insane allegations, Conway responded by saying something equally, if not more, insane: “What I can say is there are many ways to surveil each other. You can surveil someone through their phones, certainly through their television sets — any number of ways.”

Then she added, “Microwaves that turn into cameras. We know this is a fact of modern life.”

Microwaves that turn into cameras? What?

Earlier this morning, Conway was asked about those bizarre microwave claims by Chris Cuomo on New Day. Things got rather heated rather quickly.

“Chris, I’m not Inspector Gadget,” Conway quipped. “I don’t believe people are using their microwave to spy on the Trump campaign. However, I’m not in the job of having evidence. That’s what investigations are for.”

At least this much is true. Her job isn’t the share evidence. It’s to spew #alternativefacts to distract everyone’s attention from the truth.

Moving on.

A short while later, Conway graced the set of Good Morning America, where she told George Stephanopoulos, “The answer is I don’t have any evidence [about Trump’s wiretapping claims] and I’m very happy that the House intelligence committee are investigating.”

So, just so everyone’s on the same page, Obama may have put a camera in Trump’s microwave, though Kellyanne personally doesn’t believe he did, but she’s still glad the government is now spending countless taxpayer dollars to look into it.

Cue a new batch of memes.

Related: Hilarious Kellyanne Conway “buy Ivanka’s stuff” memes are blowing up the Internet

 

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10 Comments

  • jkthsnk

    She is just a distraction.

  • whatevz

    they couldn’t have picked a dumber cnut to defend the greedy racist party of stupid

  • natekerchel

    It gets more surreal and bonkers by the day. Does anyone at the White House understand how much damage she adds to an already discredited, illegitimate ‘administration’? How the hell did she get the job? Even more pertinent – why has she kept it? If we were talking about some far off tin-pot dictatorship this might be mildly amusing. It is positively frightening that we are talking about a senior ‘Presidential’ adviser in the USA. She discredits not only herself, but makes the USA a laughing stock around the world. She is toxic.

    • Sluggo2007

      How the hell did she get the job? I’ll give you one guess.

  • NateOcean

    It’s like I’ve been saying all along: Melania Trump might be (allegedly) a prostitute.

    But, as Kellyanne says, “I’m not in the job of having evidence. That’s what investigations are for.”

  • Gina

    Of course Kellyanne doesn’t have proof about Trump’s allegations. It’s already been verified by the experts at the Trump Rectal Institute, where President Thimbledick gets all of his “facts” from. (In other words, he pulls them directly out of his ass.)

  • Jack Meoff

    This woman is like a rodeo clown drawing attention away from the main subject with her ridiculous antics. Is she stupid or is someone pulling her strings to do their dirty work?

  • Rob91316

    Poor Kellyanne! She finally gets let out of the basement to take another stab at being Twitler’s spokeswhore, and she mucks it up on Day One! Back into the basement you go, girl, until you learn how to talk like a half-sane person.

  • Goforit

    First thing in the morning I am going to buy stock in Alcoa. Their sales are going to sky rocket with all the Trumptards and their leaders making all those tinfoil hats.

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