A prospective GOP lawmaker faced widespread ridicule online this week over his latest campaign materials.
Bo Hines, 26, is running for election to the US House to represent North Carolina’s 7th Congressional District in November. Given their politics, age and districts, it will come as little surprise that Hines is a buddy of North Carolina Rep. Madison Cawthorn.
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The two also share similar, far-right, ‘America First’ politics. On his campaign website, Hines boasts of being in favor of “traditional marriage” (which we presume means he’s against same-sex marriage) and “100% pro-Trump”. He has been endorsed by both Cawthorn and Georgia’s Marjorie Taylor-Greene.
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Hines, a former college football player who married his second wife, Mary, last year, is also “100% pro-gun”. In fact, he happily reminds people about this often, including posting photos with his weapons.
A couple of postings this week have been roundly mocked on Twitter.
Nothing more needs to be said. pic.twitter.com/n0XBDvyZix
— Bo Hines (@BoHines) February 21, 2022
Lots of people were thinking the same thing.
It’s almost as if you’re overcompensating for some shortcoming in your life…
— CHarder (@LibraryGrl50) February 22, 2022
This cannot be said often enough. pic.twitter.com/icuNMEHLcK
— ꧁꧂ #FvcktЯ☭mp #VoteBlue2022 (@howlowilltheygo) February 22, 2022
“Nothing more needs to be said.
Agree. That screams, “I have a really, really tiny dick.”
BTW, do you have any real world experience. Ever had a job?
— Dave Koch (@David_J_Koch) February 22, 2022
Nothing sez over compensation like a longer barrel, large bore rifle. Poor Bo.
— Mike Peacock (@MikePea94793942) February 22, 2022
tell us your penis is small without actually doing it
— Nunes’ Lemon Tree (@TreeNunes) February 18, 2022
Oh sweet Jesus. This is one of the silliest pictures I’ve seen.
— Bernadette R. Smith (@BernadetteRSmi1) February 22, 2022
Could this guy’s junk be any smaller? https://t.co/N5iuvyMVMl
— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) February 22, 2022
Smooth like a Barbie Doll. pic.twitter.com/eMobx4enZQ
— Blue VanBarkengraven (@DVanBode) February 19, 2022
Military haircut. Olive drab sweatshirt. Large rifle. Military experience: none. Just a wanna be.
His only experience to be a politician? Working as an intern in the governor’s and Senator’s office.
Remember the old days when we demanded knowledge and experience from Congress?
— Tim Marks (@tmarks11) February 22, 2022
about how much you need to compensate? Or about the fact that you’ve walked past the military recruiter’s office for years?
100% correct…
— AmericanBootstraps (@amer_bootstraps) February 22, 2022
It looks like Hines’ guns are getting bigger. This was an Instagram pic he posted at Christmas.
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Many will not let him forget his favored choice of footwear from that image.
Cropped out the crocs this time?? pic.twitter.com/EJL9BTWFqh
— Ricky ️ (@rickyx2001) February 22, 2022
Related: Rep. Madison Cawthorn and wife to divorce after eight months of marriage
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Godabed
WTF are you covering this person, they are not queer?
SamB
They’re covering him because the writer likes how this guy looks.
Cam
@SamB, you and all of your screenames certainly get enraged when Republicans acting like idiots are exposed.
As for why it’s an LGBTQ story, considering the entire Republican party has the stripping of all LGBTQ rights as one of its main goals, any story is a queer story with regard to the anti-LGBTQ hate group that is the GOP.
MarcyMayer
Bo Hines is a very hot guy.
Brian
He’s a political candidate who is campaigning on a promise to block basic rights for gay/lesbian people. He’s the one bringing it up, and writers are covering that.
Fname Optional Lname
They are covering him because he is running for office and he opposes gay rights. If anyone thinks he is attractive they have not been paying attention.
Wicked Dickie
MarcyMayer
Bo Hines is a very hot guy.
There’s your answer. I wonder if Marcy knows that homophobic straight guys don’t find gay guys hot, no matter how good looking or built they are?
kish
26 and on his second marriage?!
jcool
his first wife didn’t enjoy his “gun”
Kangol2
He fired too many blanks whenever he managed, after a struggle, to pull the trigger.
Chrisk
If ever there was a dictionary definition of a tiny dicked smug douchebag.
Jim
26 and on his second wife!!!!
That says a lot about him
Kangol2
Family values RepubliQon!
Josh in OR
The GQP doesn’t care about adultery, hate or ignorance – all of which Christ spoke against repeatedly – as long as they can spread hate and lies about sexuality, which Christ said not one word about…
Gadfeal
Bend over, Bo, and give me Bojob.
Brian
Sometimes I think these people use guns as a way to brag how rich they are. Guns are pretty expensive, so when you can show your collection of 36 of them, you’re telling people that you have thousands and thousands of dollars to spare. It’s like buying a fancy car or buying multiple cars. Or posting social media pics from a yacht. These people are trying to show off. …And the poor people from rural Appalachia worship them.
Heywood Jablowme
That’s definitely a big part of it. But there was a long-running show “I Almost Got Away With It” about escaped convicts. The first thing they did after escaping was to burglarize a house, and the first thing they looked for was the gun(s). They ALWAYS found guns, whether it was an “upscale” house or a shack.
scotty
more like “BO-HICA”
Tombear
Next they will be running Jethro Bodine! Damn I dated myself!
Fname Optional Lname
He believes in “traditional marriage”- you know where you make a life long commitment, for better or for worse… and then when things go sour you find someone new!!
CNY1983
“Smooth like a Barbie doll…” thats why hes on his second wife.
Prax07
Nah, he’s on his second wife not because he’s tiny, which he probably is, it’s most likely because he’s a total bottom boi on the DL and can’t actually get it fully up for any woman. Cawthorne is probably his go-to fantasy when yanking it.
Invader7
Another gop bottom feeder thug !!!