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Madonna Is Single Again Plus Five Other Women We’d Totally Turn Straight For

Madonna is single again.

Whomp, whomp.

The Queen of Pop has called it quits with her 25-year-old boy toy Brahim Zaibat. Madonna’s rep confirmed the news earlier today.

The couple met back in 2010, when Zaibat performed at the launch of Madonna and her daughter Lourdes’s fashion line, Material Girl. They were together for three years, which is like a decade in Hollywood years.

We have to applaud the pair for giving it the old college try, and for lasting as long as they did despite the 30-year age difference. We’re all for May/December romances.

Madge has been at the top of our “Women We’d Turn Straight For” list since…well, forever. Now that she’s back on the market, perhaps this is our chance to finally give women a try?

Scroll down to see our admittedly very gay list of ladies over 40 we’d turn straight for.

Sharon Stone

Madonna may be at the top of our “Women We’d Turn Straight For” list, but Sharon Stone comes in at a very close second. We’ve had a thing for the blonde bombshell ever since she played bisexual serial killer Catherine Tramell in 1992’s Basic Instinct. She was hot then, but she’s even hotter today. Sharon, if you’re reading, call us!

Demi Moore

She may not have the most impressive list of film credits (her last straight-to-DVD debacle, LOL starring Miley Cyrus, was pretty much unwatchable), but what she lacks in acting chops she makes up for with beauty. We’ve always thought Demi Moore was sexy as hell. The dark hair. The piercing eyes. The raspy voice. The bangin’ body. And she has a thing for younger guys. We wouldn’t even need to get drunk before going back to the hotel room with her.

Janet Jackson

Growing up, Janet Jackson had us seriously confused. We thought we were gay, but then we’d watch her perform songs like “That’s The Way Love Goes,” “Together Again,” and “Someone to Call My Lover” and suddenly we’d wonder if maybe we were straight after all. Needless to say, we’d happily go hetero for a night with Janet. (Miss Jackson, if you’re nasty.)

Heidi Klum

Supermodel Heidi Klum is an absolute goddess. The clothes. The hair. The body. What’s not to worship? Then, of course, there’s the fact that she’s the host of one of our all-time favorite shows on Lifetime, Project Runway. And she’s a hugely successful business woman. In short, she’s every gay man’s wet dream.

Halle Berry

We swear, Halle Berry does not age. The 47-year-old beauty looks as stunning today as she did 20 years ago. She may be a tad on the crazy side (remember her very public custody battle with French model Gabriel Aubry a few years back?), but we’d be willing to overlook her flair for dramatics for a short-lived, one — okay, maybe two — night romance. Why not? She’s Halle f-ing Berry!