Just when we thought we’d heard it all, a Hungarian man injected his penis with petroleum jelly. He wanted it to appear larger. Instead, the organ became so swollen and the pain so intense that he stopped being able to have sex.
“Every day is difficult for me,” 24-year-old Szilveszter (pictured) recently lamented in TLC’s latest freak show Extreme Beauty Disasters. “It’s very painful and bleeding. This was the worst mistake in my life!”
“I had to stop having sex,” he continued. “It’s too painful.”
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Szilveszter went on to explain that he first got the idea to inject his dong with Vaseline from a friend.
“I said to my friend I want to lose weight as I think my penis is small,” he recalled. “He said you don’t need to lose weight, I can help you. My friend injected in my penis Vaseline. Afterwards I was happy as it looked bigger.”
But that gratification was only temporary. Nine moths later, Szilveszter’s penis began to change forms, becoming swollen and misshapen. On top of that, his foreskin swelled up 15 times its regular size, cracking in several places. The pain was insurmountable.
Szilveszter went to several doctors, but none of them said they could help. So he turned to plastic surgeon Dr. Vik Vijh from Extreme Beauty Disasters.
“I have been doing plastic surgery now for 20 years,” Vijh said, “and I have never seen anything like this. Injecting petroleum jelly into the penis makes no sense on any level.”
“His penis,” the doctor added, “is a disaster.”
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An MRI scan revealed large, hard bumps had formed inside of Szilveszter’s wiener as a result of the Vaseline injections.
Vijh explained to the patient: “Your body has formed scar tissue around the Vaseline because it’s a foreign body, your body is trying to ward it off and it gives you these painful lumps, it will soon start to ulcer through the skin.”
The only way to heal Szilveszter’s frankenpenis, Vijh said, was to literally skin the thing, then surgically remove the Vaseline and scar tissue.
“I have never done this before,” he said before the surgery, “but fingers crossed we can save his penis.”
Thankfully, everything worked out in the end. After several hours on the operating table, all of the Vaseline that had been injected into Szilveszter’s penis was removed and the organ restored back to normal.
“I am much better,” he now says. “It has healed well. It’s pain-free and working. I can have sex.”
He also says he’s learned his lesson and that he won’t try anymore D.I.Y. penis experiments.
Here’s hoping.
Pj Hutchinson
Ew this is fucking disgusting
A'alon Dawson
“You can convince a fat person to do anything to lose weight; except diet and exercise.” Roseanne Barr
Evan Gainder
What in gods green earth was this man on?
Melinda Kaye
Wow.
AJ Sarabia
You Think?
Donald DeCarlo
Hoy bug dummy
Vince Bayard
Second worse mistake, taking it public…
Vincent Milligan
What an idiot
Ron Freake
What?!
Kevin Cato
Nobody had to know this.
Brandon Del Rey
Hahahahaha
Michael Stevens
That’s not where you put the vaseline for sex …
Jeff Eiselman
What a dumbass.
DonW
Hey headline writer: I think you mean “the worst mistake of my life.” “The worse mistake” implies there have only been two, which in this chump’s case sounds highly unlikely.
Michael Finnegan
Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggg!
Terry Weatherford
And…… Now everyone knows he had a small penis.
Kathy Griffith
LOL I’m sure he means Worst 🙂
Paul Scawthorn
Anthony Mark Smith
Gregory McDaniel
At least someone this stupid will not be reproducing.
imperator
Meanwhile, a whole cluster of other dumb dipshits are disfiguring themselves sucking on shot glasses to try and get Kylie Jenner’s “pouty” lips. “The Information Age” my ass, people are fucking *stupid as hell.*
polarisfashion
I’ll bet that hurt like the dickens!
Roy Lewis
Omg!
Desert Boy
Boys, just leave your pecker alone. Don’t inject shit into it, don’t stretch your nut sack with weights and if you’re circumcised, don’t try to reattach the foreskin. You are perfect the way you are.
Chester Burkett
Oh my
Darryl Cummings
Stupid story and I read it.
Eric Miles
Perma-lube?
Nick Helliwell
How can folk actually inject their junk? Sadists lol
Billy Budd
The lube goes OUTSIDE the dick, not inside. Don’t people ever learn the basics?
Giancarlo85
Wtf was this guy thinking?
Oh wait… he wasn’t thinking at all.
Billy Budd
Here in Brazil a famous hooker/reality show celebrity named “Andressa Urach” almost died after injecting liters of hidrogel (Polymethylmethacrylate) in her buttocks and legs. She is now deformed after a series of reparative surgeries and infections and then became another religious nut. Of every 10 words she says, GOD is said at least once.
Randell Brownfield
Ex…..cuse me?
tdh1980
I want to have sympathy for people, yet their stupidity doesn’t give me reason to.
Bauhaus
I’ve had more fun and pleasure with Vaseline ON my dick, than I dare share here.
P Leo Melton
Kathy Miller….why did I think of you first?!?!?
Michael Estes
Well duh!!
Cesar Fortun
It’s not even interesting.
Gay news?
What??
Sou Seuasingnouane
Why? Huh huh?
Jeff Miller
I like to read some stupid, sick sh*t.. But I just can’tâ?¼ï¸
seaguy
Vaseline is petroleum jelly which means it is derived from oil, why on earth would anyone think it was safe to inject that into your body anywhere, much less your dick?
Rocky Durand
https://youtu.be/H9c9eBl6otM
Gus Riker
Idiot
Theodore Syrette
What the hell did I just read?
Cameron Neil Byrd
Randy Thomas Jr.
Douglas McLoughlin
Stupid again – shame – yeh right
Jeff Evens
What tha wha?
Dane Powell
WTF!!! I can’t even handle how horrible that sounds.
Ross Mccallum
Andrew Kerr Carlos Mangubat Elizabeth AliceAlexandra MelAmelia HermawanGen Marks
Kyan Hartley
Nope,
Not even gonna click on this one.
Byeeeee
jwtraveler
Why would anyone inject anything into their body without a doctor’s approval and without knowing the consequences? Vanity makes people stupid.
Mark Pointon
LOL… what a Muppet…
Michael Whiting
Why would he? How very odd!
Deon Letsoalo
I stopped reading this madness at “foreskin”. Fucking disgusting!
Blackceo
Darwin Award nominee.
Arnaldo Fort
STUPID
Christopher Narvaez
Sad that comments are abusive when the lgbt community has the biggest problem with self image.
Mandy Sayers
WHYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!
Lucas Dal Ben
Priscilla wtf
Richard Holaday
Ya think?? ð??? lol
Ron Parsons
His friend did what? I have some good friends…friends I can call to bury a body…but to inject something into my penis?!? No. Can’t say we are that close.
Joy Rogers
.????…..!
Luis Collazo
Won’t even read this one!
Creig Stearne
Just simply WTF
Vic-elliot Dunson
Ewwwwww
Robert D. Dittbenner
Yea Duh! Injecting ANYTHING into your penis. .. Dumb Ass
Daniel Alvarado
its flat out stupidity
Ryan Ellis
Da fuq is wrong with you lol
Bruce Dillon
NET GRO$$
(*;*()
Shawn Jason
Heather FYU
Sean Bauer
AHHHH!
Jean-Christophe Diguet
Can’t believe it! Soooo stupid!
Zac Coffey
Benjamin Douglas Buchanan
Zac Coffey
I want to see this on “Botched”.
Clark35
I’m not surprised. I’ve seen people in pr0n that injected silicone and saline into themselves and it made their ugly small junk even more grotesque.