While speaking to reporters alongside Marjorie Taylor Greene on the anniversary of the January 6 insurrection, Matt Gaetz blasted Ted Cruz for calling the siege a “violent terrorist attack” earlier in the week.
Gaetz said he disagreed with Cruz’s choice of words then mocked the Texas senator/rumored 2024 presidential hopeful by saying he can “bend over” all he wants but nobody will ever love him.
“The establishment will never love you, Ted,” Gaetz jeered. “You know, you can bend over and bend a knee for them, but they’re just not going to love you.”
Related: Tucker Carlson spanked Ted Cruz like a bad little boy on live TV
Seriously, Ted Cruz “bending over” is a mental image we definitely did not need today, or any day for that matter. But thanks to Matt Gaetz, we’ll never be able to scrub the disturbing picture from our minds.
The accused sexual predator continued by saying, “I think that was maybe an effort by the good senator, who we agree with on many, many things, to recast himself in the eyes of some of the folks in your profession, but we didn’t find it particularly factual or sincere.”
Gaetz: The establishment will never love you Ted. You can bend over… they’re just not going to love you pic.twitter.com/e4Fh6mlveH
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 6, 2022
After using the words “violent terrorist attack” on Wednesday, Cruz went on Tucker Carlson’s show last night to beg forgiveness from the Fox News propagandist and his viewers for offending them.
When Carlson asked why he used those specific words, Cruz said his phrasing was “sloppy” and “frankly dumb.”
“It was a mistake to say that yesterday,” the antigay senator apologized, “and the reason is what you just said, which is we have now had a year of Democrats and the media twisting words and trying to say that all of us are terrorists. Trying to say you are a terrorist, I am a terrorist.”
Ted Cruz grovels apologetically to Tucker Carlson for his "sloppy" comments about January 6 being a "terrorist attack" pic.twitter.com/ZBPgLLBWIL
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 7, 2022
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Cruz is a groveler and grovelers are already low to the floor, so bending over with a rear hiked high is just a natural part of being a Trump-loving bottom.
Check out the GoFundMe Page to get Ted a spine.
Where are the Photoshop images and other cartoons and depictions?
You referring to Gaetz as accused sexual predator reminded me… what the hell ever happened to all that? Wasn’t he supposed to be “this close” to being charged and arrested?
deflection, distraction … and more lies from ted crud.
I think Gaetz may be speaking from experience, or anticipation, when he gets convicted for pedophilia.
Let’s please get our terms straight. Gaetz will never be convicted for pedophilia, as he is not known to be one. Pedophilia specifically refers to those attracted to children not yet displaying secondary sexual characteristics. Gaetz’ alleged crimes were not nearly as disgusting.
What he will hopefully be tried for (and found guilty of) are statutory rape and trafficking of a minor. And hopefully soon!!
May they all rot.
Gaetz’s favorite phrase to all his “friends:” bend over. May they all find their way to the Eighth Circle of Hell.
Whoever is Ted Cruz make-up person should be fired. That scraggly excuse for a “beard” is equivalent to Giuliani’s quest for youthful appearance with bleeding spray tan/hair dye.