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Men In Towels Rescued From John Travolta’s Scientology Shed Thanks To Rachel Dratch And Billy Eichner

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Leah Remini Rachel Dratch has done the impossible. The entertainer has made it through the incredibly challenging Church of Scientology obstacle course and lived to tell about it. While appearing in an episode of Billy on the Street, Dratch was directed by host Billy Eichner to go through all the usual steps of becoming a member in good standing with the controversial religion. Of course, these include marrying a member of the Ribisi family (who turns out to be secretly gay) in a ceremony presided over by Xenu, searching for the long-missing wife of honcho David Miscavige and, in an act of humanity that cannot be overpraised, rescuing a group of men clad only in towels from John Travolta’s secret shed. In other words, God’s work.

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Watch the escapades below.