
Almost one in four men in the US sit down to pee “every” or “most” of the time. The perhaps surprising finding comes courtesy of a new poll undertaken by the respected British survey company YouGov.
The survey was undertaken following a Guardian article earlier in the year. It explored the different attitudes toward men’s urination habits around the world. It noted Germans have their own slang term for men who sit down when peeing: Sitzpinklers.
Although the term has slightly negative connotations, implying a certain effeminacy, Germany seems to be more encouraging of men sitting down. The issue was highlighted when a German landlord recently took his tenants to court for “splashback” damage to his marble floor.
Prompted by the article, YouGov set out to ask men in 13 different countries whether they stood or sat to pee.
Sitters, please rise
The country to come out on top was, indeed, Germany. Forty percent of men said they always sat down, and 22 percent said “most times”. The rest said “sometimes” or “rarely”, while 10 percent said they “never” sit.
The authors note “Signs telling men to sit down to pee are common in German bathrooms, and standing to urinate is often seen as antisocial behaviour.”
Sweden and Denmark followed Germany with the greatest percentage of men sitting. Then came Canada, where 16 percent said they always sat down, and 19 percent said “most times”. Twenty-one percent said they never sat down.
The US came around halfway down the list of 13 countries: 10 percent of men said they always sat down, and a further 13 said they sat most of the time. Thirty-one percent of US men said they never sat down to pee.
The country most likely to stand was Mexico. Thirty-six percent of men said they never sat to pee, and only 6 percent said they always sat.
Age differences
The study found differences between age groups. In Germany, almost 50% of men over 55 always sit down to pee. However, this trend was reversed in the US, where 35 percent of older men said they never sat down to pee, compared to 21 percent of younger guys.
The study quizzed 7,000 men across the 13 countries between March and April. It asked them about their habits when going for a pee only (i.e. not when they need to pee and poop). You can check the full results here.
In terms of what’s better for you, there is little difference between sitting and standing for most men. However, a 2014 study said that sitting might be better for anyone with prostate enlargement. Such individuals are apparently less likely to experience post-pee dribbles if they pee sitting down.
Darson
I’m sure there will be an article written fairly soon telling me my standing to pee is some microaggression and transphobic.
abfab
Then stay tuned.
CatholicXXX
Sit when I’m at home and use a urinal when not
mailliw110
WOW! Maybe you should see someone about your projection complex.
abfab
CathXXX….we all thought you pissed in your priest’s mouth.
DavidIntl
I agree – I have really worried that the trend towards more ‘inclusive’ bathrooms will lead to urinals disappearing. When they are SO much better a solution than toilets – faster, cleaner. I think as a group we need to stand up for our right to stand up…
xanadude
No but the trolls are having a heyday calling men queer for sitting down. {yawn]
GlobeTrotter
How are guys supposed to sit and pee semi-hard? The logistics simply won’t work.
abfab
Then you have not lived a full sex life and your question is lame.
mailliw110
That’s what a shower is for!
Glynn
very carefully darling!
abfab
For those who question Q. The answer is yes. It is run by some right wing nut bag (a Steve Bannon?) who enjoys patronizing gay men and feeding them useless information while masturbating. These sorts of topics are a dead give-away. Or we have a group who tolerates having assholes in ”the office”.
Gotta say, if the gay kids today are feeding off this shit…………good luck to you.
cuteguy
One of the advantages of being a dude is the luxury of peeing standing up. Most public bathrooms (especially on airplanes) are disgusting and I thank God that I can pee standing up. Has anyone ever been at an outdoor concert and had to use a porta-potty? Who the hell would want to sit down in that modern day outhouse?
abfab
Long haul lorrie drivers use a contraption when not in the mood to pull over. My sister and her gal pals take it hiking and camping. Talk about TMI!
Can you use a Shewee sitting down?
Shewee can also be used from a sitting position – just add a Shewee Peebol, urine bag or bottle. Any size bottle will do- but we recommend it has at least 1 litre capacity. To use Shewee sitting down: Place yourself at the front of the chair to allow the Shewee outlet pipe to be directed vertically downwards.
Louis
I would never sit in public. The office I work in is managed and the toilets are super clean due to being cleaned twice a day – Always shining white. Always smelling good. Yet I’d still not sit to tinkle. I do, however, tend to nab a stall to tinkle rather than use a urinal!
RIGay
When at home, 90% of the time I sit down. 1 – I find it relaxes my bladder a LOT more than standing. For those of you who squawk that men should only stand, try this. Stand. Pee. Then sit down and see how much more comes out.
2 – I am the one responsible for cleaning the bathroom. Nothing worse than bad aim to ruin a clean floor.
JJinAus
So much stupid. I LOVE being a man. I can pee anywhere, in any position. Damned if I am sitting down when I can stand.
mailliw110
Not sure how to take you peeing “everywhere”.
abfab
TMI
peluzo
There should be a flag the men-who-sit-down community
abfab
No there shouldn’t. Your attempt at putting down flags is imature and a waste of time. HOWEVER! There should be a flag for Gay men who can’t handle a flag.
Fahd
Sharon Osbourne installed urinals in the home bathrooms that Ozzy uses. The urinal should become a standard fixture in home bathrooms. I also worry that if the number of sitzpinklers increases, the lines during intermissions at men’s lavatories in theatres and other public venues will become as long as the line for the women’s. No one wants that.
abfab
Not a pretty picture..you know, the Sharon Osbourne part.
BenBenXR
The bidet should also become a standard fixture in home bathrooms.
BenBenXR
There is one situation when I choose to sit. Middle of the night. Need to pee wakes me (this is not often, thank god). It’s dark, I’m groggy, I’m not as steady on my feet. I don’t want to turn on any lights and blind myself. It’s quieter – won’t wake whoever is sharing my bed who might be a light sleeper. Also assures my aim won’t be off or I won’t spray accidentally “off target” or even some onto floor. But being able to stand to pee, write your name in the snow, peeing shoulder to shoulder (or in a wide circle when we were kids! contest to see who could pee the farthest and hit particular targets, lol)… all some great things about being a cis-boy. In college we were laughing about some nebbishy guy who was squealing about being accidentally peed on in a bathroom. One of the guys said, jeez, we ought to put him in the middle of a circle and all pee on him, bet he’d love it. Laughs, but then his girlfriend was… ugh! That is such a BOY THING!!
abfab
Hey Melania, tell your husband we’re playing his song!
xanadude
Sorry, there is nothing more aggravating that being at a public urinal and then mid-pee realizing you need to take a dump. WTF cares what someone else does? Starting to sound like a bunch of right-wing nuts here claiming that God hates guys who sit when they pee. SMH
scotty
i only pee territorially.
Joshooeerr
There’s more to these sitting-to-pee statistics – at least in Europe – than is immediately evident here. For the past 20 years there have been been campaigns in some places to pressure men to sit rather than stand, with the message that standing is not just sometimes messy, but anti-social – and, yes, according to some, an expression of male aggression. This led to many public authorities actually replacing urinals with individual toilet stalls in some places. I specifically recall when Arlanda airport outside Stockholm replaced all urinals with stalls. The immediate effect was long, long lines snaking out of the male toilets as men queued to pee. Just like the lines you so often see for women’s facilities, only much, much worse. They really hadn’t thought it through.
abfab
Spend some time in Sicily (not The White Lotus region) and you’ll have a hole in the ground to do your business in.