With sickly smiles, John Stamos and Taylor Lautner strut stridently down the hospital corridors, pushing along some severely impaired patients on gurneys and wheelchairs. (Is that Nick Jonas under that gauze? Perhaps.) Then? Well, then Jamie Lee Curtis swooshes in from stage left in sync to K. Flay’s “Blood in the Cut,” handing over a set of bloodied scrubs to the Chanels, who are all decked out in their latest incarnation: bitchy nurses with a predilection for soul-bendingly bad puns (ie, “Oh. My. Gauze.”)
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Captain Obvious
Jesus I didn’t even recognize Lautner. Not used to Hollywood celebs gaining that much weight… he looks like Rob Kardashian.
scotty
i thought it was an alpaca in the background.
SportGuy
John is one sexy man! This is how you age!!
Sluggo2007
I’d like to see Taylor Lautner make John Stamos scream.
robho3
@Captain Obvious: nice really nice.
robho3
I tried to like this show but it was just really stupid- I can’t believe they got a second season.
ingyaom
Who’s going to buy TL as a medical Dr.?
Captain Obvious
@robho3: He’s only famous for his looks. I was trying to be nice honestly because he’s certainly gained quite a bit of weight and it honestly doesn’t look good on him. Some guys can carry weight well and others can’t.