It’s nearly Valentine’s Day, and Perez Hilton can’t find a boyfriend. Not only that, but he’s almost 40. The world is ending.
Since updating his dating profile last month, Hilton says he’s had zero luck meeting any guys. Part of the problem may be that he doesn’t use dating apps. Hilton says he still uses a dating website. Apps are just too inconvenient.
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“I don’t want to use a dating app that’s only on the phone,” he says. “I need to also be able to check it on my laptop!”
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“I don’t want to be checking it on my phone. I type faster on my laptop. I don’t like a notification on my phone when I get a new message.”
Hilton says the last boyfriend has was in 2010-2011. He never told anyone about him, though, because he “wanted to keep that sacred and personal.”
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Hilton says that he prefers to keep his personal relationships private.
“When something’s serious, I’m not going to talk about it,” he says.
Talking about other people’s most personal relationships, on the other hand, is something he’s more than happy to do.
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JaredMacBride
A little baby who doesn’t have a “boyfriend” because he is trump-level annoying.
frankcar1965
Ugly old troll. Nobody sane would want him.
icanandiwill
The answer is quite simple in this case. He’s annoying as sh*t and on top of that he IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING to look at! “Like…Seriously!!! :))))))))))
icanandiwill
Can you imagine opening the door and seeing that face? LOL!!!
ChrisK
Isn’t Manhunt still around?
Mandrake
It certainly is, and so is Silverdaddies.
notorioussda
he wants to keep his relationships secret, yet he’s spreading everyone else’s business. He is all levels of wrong. Ain’t nobody got time for him.
Xzamilloh
Yeah… not using dating apps is the least of your problems, Perez
Setherface
Maybe don’t build a career off bullying literally everyone in Hollywood, making fun of children, and outing gay men before they’re ready if you want to be liked. He’s the worst.
AndThenTheresMax
I hate to admit this but I’ve met Perez Hilton. I’ll say it. The guy doesn’t deserve to have a boyfriend. He’s annoying, selfish, only talks about himself and what kills me is, he’s not even that good looking. Forgive me if I got this wrong but aren’t ugly guys supposed to, you know, compensate for their lack of looks with some form of a personality?
Plus he strikes me as the type of guy who would give a date a STD and laugh at them while putting it on his site. As I said, there are some gay men who remain single for the better of the LGBTQ community. He’s one of them. UGH!
Notright
Zing! I nearly spit out my coffee at that one!
draven
Lol
Bob LaBlah
I really look forward to reading about one of the celebrities either past or present he commented on beating his ass. Thats just how annoying I find this b-stard.
Danny595
Nobody likes effeminates. Even when the effeminate is famous and has millions of dollars, he can’t get a boyfriend.
The lesson here is: Be normal and stop being abnormal.
Donston
Nope. Fems can get boyfriends whenever they please.And there are plenty famous examples. So just stop.
ChrisK
Danny is the energizer bunny of squawking parrots. Promiscuity..squack.
Josh447
Gotta agree with Donston. Fems can be all kinds of sexy. They’re adorbs.
Donston
I’m probably most easily aroused and most immediately passionate when it comes to cute fem or semi fem dudes. But romantically, I need a bit of masculinity. Which is why I married who I married. Someone who can offer a balance. Perez however is just gross is every way.
Danny595
@Donston – You didn’t marry anyone. If you have an “open” relationship, that’s not a marriage. It’s just a living arrangement, regardless of what your license says.
Donston
I am very monogamous. I’m merely talking about past experiences and my general attractions, arousal and passions. So, once again, you miss the target.
surreal33
Well said…
DCguy
What a shock, one of the anti-lgbt troll screenames doesn’t like anything that could show somebody as being gay.
So you defend bigotry, hate, racism, etc.. but somebody being femme….nope THAT’s where you draw the line.
That said…I think if Perez is having trouble finding a boyfriend, maybe he needs to look at himself and do something thinking.
CastleSF
I agree with Danny most of the time in terms of our views on promiscuity and gay fetishes but I have to disagree with him on fem guys. True, some fem guys are non-stop drama queens and enjoy being in the spot light constantly but they are entertaining, smart and versatile. I am comfortable with my masculinity and fem guys don’t bother me a bit.
Danny595
@CastleSF – You didn’t totally disagree with me. You said that they are entertaining, but you didn’t say you would be willing to be bfs with one.
In fairness, while effeminacy is a negative for any guy, regardless of sexual orientation, I do acknowledge that there is a difference b/t obnoxious, flamboyant effeminacy (exemplified by sarcasm, gossip, finger snapping, referring to other men as girls, etc.) and low-key effeminacy which is not an affectation. Chris Colfer is an example of the least bad form of effeminacy. He is tolerable. But just imagine how awesome he would be if he weren’t afflicted with it.
CastleSF
I am a conservative but not a heartless one. I think the extreme flamboyant mannerisms of fem guys are their coping mechanism in a world that’s has not been kind to them. It’s like they have a persona different from the one they are born with. It doesn’t mean that it is not exhausting if you have to be with them all day.
Donston
Feminity is an affliction? Hell, if that’s the case then simply being gay or gay-leaning is an affliction. How about it’s just not something you personally find appealing? Many gay and gay-leaning are that way and many gay and gay-leaning who aren’t that way do find it appealing. And no, it’s always a “coping mechanism”. Often times, it’s just a natural aspect of who someone is. Forced masculinity is more likely to be the coping mechanism, desperately trying to “pass” and/or desperately trying to undermine stereotypes. Just like being closeted can have horrible affects on your psychology and ego so can trying to act like something that’s simply not your nature.
Yes, there are annoying, narcissistic, attention-desperate, gossip-y, dramatic fem guys. But there are almost just as many dudes who annoyingly shove their sense of mascunlity or “bro-ness” down your throats. Finally, what is fem or masc to some is not to others. There are plenty of guys who are overtly queer but in their heads think they’re the butches bro of them all.
CastleSF
@Donston. Most gays find gracefully masculine men attractive, not macho but just masculine and normal acting. Since you have revealed your strong attraction to fem guys in your past posts, your view on fem guys is exceedingly biased and doesn’t speak for most normal acting gay guys,
Kieran
Let me take a wild guess….he’s a Trump hater. Has to be.
Donston
Let me take a wild guess… you had to find a way to somehow force politics into this topic. I’m guessing it’s because it would crush your heart to find out that a gay man you find annoying actually supports Trump.
Josh447
He’s either whining talking about himself or talking trash about other people. Not a great package to attract a boyfriend. Bottom line personality: needy and annoying.
tricky ricky
well maybe if he weren’t such a gigantic little d*cked pr*ck he wouldn’t have problems like this.
Notright
Perez Hilton is the epitome of everything I hate about gay culture. He’s bitchy, whiney, and self absorbed. I always thought it was just an act for the camera but I guess it’s real. If you hate his behavior then join us on https://rainbowright.com .
DCguy
Gee, because NO straight people are bitchy, whiny or self absorbed.
You literally just described Donald Trump.
Clay83
After seeing him on Big Brother, he is a nutjob and a very unpleasant person, it’s no wonder he cant meet a man, they would run a mile after meeting him.
barkomatic
He’s gonna have to get on board with dating apps if he doesn’t want to meet guys in person. In my experience, most guys don’t have the patience to wait for some dude to settle down at night in front of his computer to respond.
SPEEDOSWIMMER
Maybe Ms. Hilton needs to work on her character and personality.
Lacuevaman
he is repulsive. he may have redeeming qualities, but he works against showing those. he has spittle coming from the corners of his mouth when he talks never a good sign
Glitterlust
His problem is not in lack of apps. Straight up talk: he’s ugly, he’s bitch, he made a name for himself slandering people.
It’s abit hard for people to overcome those hurdles. Also I think he has options but maybe he’s aiming for Chris Hemsworth type when the ones available are Gilbert Gottfried