This is fear

Pure terror: Cole Escola recounts horrific run-in with cold-blooded serial killer

“We’re at the restaurant and I see him out of the corner of my eye dragging this dead horse through the whole restaurant… and I thought, ‘Okay, something is going on…’”

Multi-faceted actor Cole Escola manages to pack an unbearable amount of tension into his latest opus; a two-and-a-half minute video hitting all the major beats: Breakfast Oreos, stolen CDs, dead sisters, and, most chillingly, awkward knock-knock jokes involving interrupting cows.

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It’s a pitch-perfect parody of Dateline’s 48-Hour Mystery and other shows of that ilk. Prepare for your guts to be effectively wrenched.

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