Today’s edition of Reddit brilliance comes from the original poster and the commenters on a thread titled “Some Gay words to live by,” who have shared witty life advice you probably wouldn’t find in any Oprah’s Book Club selection.

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We trust you intrepid readers can fill in the blanks.

1. “Play with his _____, not with his heart.”

2. “Put out, but don’t be afraid to put him out.”

3. “Eat his _____, not his self-esteem”

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4. “Make his _____ hard, not his life.”

5. “Swallow, but not everything he feeds you.”

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6. “Give him _____, not a headache.”

7. “Give him ass, don’t be an ass.”

8. “Give him _____jobs, but also be his helping hands.”

9. “Be base deep in his heart and his _____ will follow.”

10. “Boys should make your _____ wet, not your eyes.”

11. “Don’t be a _____ unless he wants one!”

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