In the wake of the Supreme Court’s refusal to grant a stay on a federal judge’s ruling that struck down Alabama’s ban on same-sex marriage, self-proclaimed “redneck news reporter” Jeremy Todd Addaway tried (and failed) to find evidence that gay marriage was destroying the Yellowhammer State.

“I read on the news today some information that homosexuals will be gettin’ married in Alabama today, so I wanted to give you a live report from Blount County,” Addaway reports.

He then takes viewers on a hunt for evidence of “homosexual things.”

“This pile of brush is still here,” he says, “and there are no homosexuals layin’ on top of it, doin’ homosexual things. None in the shed either.”

The conclusion?

“It looks like we’re pretty safe here in Blount County,” Addaway reports. “Don’t think we’re gonna be subject to plagues of homosexuals fallin’ from the sky.”

“Everything,” he concludes, “is pretty much still the same.”

See his news report below.

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