While some people were wasting their time with a presidential debate, the rest of the country was watching a far more important reality show: former politician Rick Perry doing a bullfight dance on Dancing with the Stars. The star in this case is Perry’s dance rival, Vanilla Ice, which technically, sure, he’s a star of a sort.
At one point during rehearsal, Perry rolled his ankle pretty badly. Considering that his evil anti-gay rhetoric has for years contributed to an epidemic of youth suicides, it’s a pleasure to see him endure at least some small amount of physical anguish. Remember when he said that being gay was like being an alcoholic? What a sweetheart.
At any rate, when it was time for the dance, Rick Perry emerged in a full bullfighting ensemble — fun! Almost makes you forget that he fought for a bill that would have forced women to get medical devices forced into their vaginas, whether they wanted it or not.
At another point, Vanilla Ice called the paso doble a “paso boble,” which is super cute. Please think about that, and not about Rick Perry’s racist voter ID laws, or how he cut $10 billion in educational funding.
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All in all, it was a fun evening of merriment and panache, featuring a man who loves to use the death penalty to kill people. Everything is great in America!
Bob LaBlah
Hopefully he doesn’t fuck like he dances. (lol) No, seriously I think the old bastard did fine. Very stiff, but then what else would you expect out of this old guard GOP stalwart? He looked like a high school principal doing it to encourage his students to try something different for once. But then, lets not forget he is from Texas and thoughts like that are left for blogs such as this one.
I just wonder if he stiffed the state of Texas for the cost of the dance lessons.
GC1985
That old boozer is back at it? Maybe he should have had a couple of shots of tequila before dancing. Loosen up a bit.
Dawson
Does anyone remember how this jerk hates the Gay community? I find it interesting that this show that has a large gay following season after season has anti gay celebrities(?) on this show time and time again. This show by who they bring in each season is clearing showing us what they think of the Gay community and it is time we speak out about it!
Bauhaus
@GC1985:
Not even a tub of Boy Butter would loosen up his ass.
Brian
I agree with Rick Perry that sexual addiction can be like alcoholism. Totally agree with him. It can become something you can’t control to a large extent, like attending a bath-house on a Saturday night.
Men have very strong sex drives that can lead them to extreme promiscuity with men or women. With men, promiscuity is easier because it’s cheaper. If a man is promiscuous with women, it’s far more expensive.
Men being promiscuous with men is virtually cost-free – and that’s exactly why it can be so risky if you don’t make a wise choice when selecting your partner.