Scott Baio should leave the jokes to the comedians and stick to… whatever it is that Scott Baio is good at. Your guess is as good as ours.
The former Charles in Charge actor and current homophobic Trumper clown did his best to clap back at actor/comedian Patton Oswalt on Twitter, but it was clear he was doomed from the start.
It started when Oswalt made a joke about the QAnon conspiracy theory that Trump would regain the presidency on March 4.
“Guys, I’m at the DuPont Circle Pinkberry for the #TrumpInauguration,” he wrote. “I’m here with four Proud Boys, their moms and Scott Baio. Did we get the address wrong? Help me out, this Minuteman costume is super-itchy.”
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Guys, I’m at the DuPont Circle Pinkberry for the #TrumpInauguration. I’m here with four Proud Boys, their moms and Scott Baio. Did we get the address wrong? Help me out, this Minuteman costume is super-itchy.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 4, 2021
Baio clearly didn’t find it funny. In response, he tried to take the “super-itchy” gag and turn it against Oswalt.
And sure, humor is subjective, but can we all agree his comeback is lame as hell?
The thing is… because Oswalt never tagged Baio in his post, that left the door wide open for him respond with:
“Oh YIKES. I didn’t even ‘@’ this guy. Poor sap searches his name on Twitter. No one dunk on him, this is really depressing. BUGSY MALONE’s still a great movie, right?”
Oh YIKES. I didn’t even “@“ this guy. Poor sap searches his name on Twitter. No one dunk on him, this is really depressing. BUGSY MALONE’s still a great movie, right? pic.twitter.com/sFrvxb0XA3
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 5, 2021
Baio apparently felt the need to further embarrass himself, replying with, “Wrong again, you fat, ugly shi*head!”
And because we can’t make this stuff up, he also shared a tweet from one of his supporters that reads:
“Hey loser back off @ScottBaio. Scott can kick your butt. Scott’s wife can kick your butt. Scott’s whole family can kick your butt. In summation PaTtOn Scott Baio and his family are badasses and you are definitely NOT.”
Wrong again, you fat, ugly shithead! ? https://t.co/uluNkoBXzR pic.twitter.com/JYw7JM6OUN
— Scott Baio (@ScottBaio) March 5, 2021
Oswalt even had a clever response for that, too.
“I must respectfully disagree,” he wrote. “BUGSY MALONE is a really good movie and you were lucky to get to work with Alan Parker. Dude is an under appreciated genius.
I must respectfully disagree. BUGSY MALONE is a really good movie and you were lucky to get to work with Alan Parker. Dude is an under appreciated genius. https://t.co/5xjomxKgkB
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 5, 2021
For anyone keeping score, that’s Oswalt, 3; Baio, 0.
fredk3
joanie hates chachi and so do we. what a douche.
cameronpeak
Invitation to a sex club – xmeet.fun
Mattster
OMG don’t get in a Twitter fight with Patton Oswalt, he can dish it out. His takedown of Martin Skrelli (sp?) was epic. He wasn’t even trying here.
Cam
The guy who was billed below Potsie and Ralph has something to say.
woodroad34
Oh, I see the problem here….Patton Oswald thinks and Scott Buyout doesn’t.
WSnyder
Scott’s comebacks and insults are worthy of his career trajectory…
To explain to the Trumpers out there, it hit the ground and went splat…20 years ago
Mr. Stadnick
Oh Chachi Chachi Chachi what would cousin Fonzie say? Whooooa!
Kevan1
Scott Baio is just upset because he is a washed up, has been douche. He just wants attention anywhere he can get it. He wants to be relevant, but he’s so irrelevant.
tjack47
Until he became a Trumpster, I hadn’t thought about him in years. Same goes for Jon Voight, Kid Rock and James Woods. I’ve no idea if Eastwood is still doing Gestalt?
Cam
Republicans love to attack Hollywood, but they are the biggest Star F*ckers in the world.
Lightbulb
The Chooch and The Draft Dodger x 5 try so hard to NOT want to be adored by Hollywood? Yeah right!
Musk
I’m surprised Biao didn’t call him a “Poopy-head.”
scotshot
@scottbaio No one is paying to hear you. GTFO.
cuteguy
I guess Patton is in Charge now. Bye Charles
radiooutmike
Scott should really bring really bring back his catch-phrase: Waaa Waaa Waaa