Screen Shot 2014-10-15 at 1.30.28 PMBroadway veteran Alan Cumming has been named the sexiest man alive by Shia LaBeouf, who says he was arrested outside a Broadway theater in June for basically trying to seduce Cumming during a live performance.

LaBeouf’s erratic behavior was documented that day by paparazzi in New York, who claimed he had been visibly intoxicated while sparring with a homeless man in Times Square hours before.

LaBeouf says he had been drinking whiskey continuously for almost 24 hours before he was invited by a male dancer to a performance of Cabaret on Broadway, in which Cumming plays Emcee:

“Alan Cumming walks past me, and all I can think about is his leather pants and him winking at me. So he walks past me and I give him a slap on the ass because I think he deserves it. He’s seducing me — he’s the sexiest man I’ve ever seen, and I didn’t just slap it, I slapped and grabbed him. Like I grabbed a whole cheek because I wanted the party right here in my pants.”

Hear the thrilling eight minute tale below:

http://youtu.be/jtAkNf_b_TM

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