This is not a joke… Or is it?
Someone on Etsy is selling solid gold Trump turds, or “terds,” starting at $950.00 and going all the up to $1,500.00. Currently, there are three different turds for sale:
The Donald ($950.00 + $2.67 shipping)
This is a 4-ounce golden turd that claims to “look small but it has a huge presence.” The description reads:
How about we take this to the next level?
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Produced from a patriotic diet of Dominoes pizza, Kentucky Fried Chicken and Taco Bell, the TRUMP Terd is a testament to American ingenuity and values. Sporting The Donald on your desk lets people know you mean business. Do your part to make America great again, buy yourself the TRUMP Terd.
The Melania ($1,200.00 + $3.03 shipping)
This is a 5.5-ounch golden nugget that “is anything but a cheap copy plagiarized from the annuals of Vogue Ukraine.” The item description reads:
This Terd is the real deal and shimmers in the spotlight. Female CEOs and exotic dancers alike will benefit from owning one of these magnificent all-American all-Female Terds.
The Ivanka ($1,500.00 + $3.21 shipping)
This terd is longer and skinnier than The Donald and the Melania, like the first daughter herself. The item description reads:
The Ivanka is the rarest of all The TRUMP Terds. Weighing in at a full half pound, they are said to be infused with powerful business acumen and are born to this world to the sound of trumpets and song. The owner of this Terd may find him or herself overcome with emotion while handling it. And a sense of ease and wellbeing follows.
The terds are handmade and come with a “museum quality desktop pedestal” and certificate of authenticity.
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Mo Bro
This is great, even for we Trump supporters, as it’s another example of wasp-brained liberals achieving the apex of what they consider a genuine witticism—while in reality exposing themselves as petulant losers incapable of anything above juvenile hijinks.
ChrisK
All I hear is bla bla you liberals bla bla. You’re the right wing broken record here to annoy everyone. Don’t you ever get tired of it though? You haven’t converted one person after all these years.
dwes09
Classic word salad from a regressive (who is so dull he thinks progressives don’t see this as a silly joke).
Bob LaBlah
Mo Bro I was certain YOU, of all people, would have noticed that the only turd that had a snowballs chance of being real gold was Ivanka’s. The price of gold is around $1500 per ounce. Strange considering the love of gold you people………anyway. Enough said. Folks, this is more shit coming from the Trumps. They are now so full of it there are hawking it to the ignorant ass supporters who voted them into office.
Frankly I would pass because I wouldn’t want to add to Ivanka’s clear belief that she is so rich she shits gold as does the rest of the family.
NateOcean
The “Melania” is attractive, well-formed, and has certain character. I’ve seen turds like this before.
The “Ivanka” is pretty much the piece of sh*t I expected.
The “Donald” I would expect to be both larger, and poorly formed, with gaseous regions of diarrhea interrupting the rest. In part of reflection of the poor diet; in part a reflection of the man himself: stinking, gassy, ill-defined.
MediaGuy
This is a reflection on the insanity and crudeness of the progressives. Keep it up and thank you very much for prooving beyond any doubt what idiots you are. You’re helping the Trump team gain legions of new supporters, more every day. Who would want to be associated with this kind of sh*it? I’m embarrassed for you. Cringing now. And thanks again.
dwes09
“helping the Trump team gain legions of new supporters, more every day.”
Just because you imagine this , does not make it so. Actual reality shows the opposite, that his “base” is beginning to understand that they were duped. That you seem still enthralled by this man shows you are stupid. Sorry, but it is true (and really now child, are these terds any more crude than chanting “lock her up” to a woman who is quite arguably less criminal than Trump, or less crude than the nicknames your ilk gave to Barak and Michelle?).
And yes, the “terds” are adolescent, and only stupid people like you would think progressives are not aware of that or that they somehow “proove” something (“proove”!! good God you’re stupid). It is run of the mill free market silliness, or a joke.
Don’t be embarrassed for us, you are already an embarrassment to gay folks, if in fact you are gay.
GayEGO
Ah, a Trumpster who has been brainwashed by Trump. With the majority of professionals etc. finding Trump’s decision making defective, it is not surprising that the minority Trump supporters cannot understand it.
o.codone
@dwes09. I think it’s pretty obvious that the media are acting alike assholes and are alienating all kinds of people. Look at so many of the comments here, many of them are against the lying media. You may not be seeing it because you have liberal colored glasses on, but everybody else sees it. Remember the predictors of who voted for Trump. First was party affiliation, second was people who hate the media and hate political correctness. There already has been a backlash (that’s what elected Trump), and there is going to be a second term because ppl are sick and tired of progressive bullsh*itters such as yourself. . And finally you’re a nitpicky old bitch for biting the guys ass over the word “proove”. Jeesh that’s petty. Makes you look like an ass.
Prax07
At least I see there are others that also think Schlump, the russian hooker, and his daughter-wife are nothing more than pieces of poo too. Make America great sgain, flush Trump like the piece of crap he is.
GayEGO
Something to add to the Trump family poo-poo is the passing of that Orange smelly gas for those who are Trumpsters that love to smell it, like Smellyanne Conway!