This just in: Fans are filthy.

John Boyega and Oscar Isaac, stars of Star Wars: The Last Jedi, recently banded together to read queasy fan mail left by breathless Twitter followers.

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Highlights include “I want John Boyega to explore my guts”; “Could John Boyega just destroy me?”; and “Oscar Isaac is literally a five-course meal — my ass is sweating.”

And those are some of the more savory offerings shared by the actors. Then things start getting pretty sleazy.

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