This just in: Fans are filthy.
John Boyega and Oscar Isaac, stars of Star Wars: The Last Jedi, recently banded together to read queasy fan mail left by breathless Twitter followers.
Highlights include “I want John Boyega to explore my guts”; “Could John Boyega just destroy me?”; and “Oscar Isaac is literally a five-course meal — my ass is sweating.”
And those are some of the more savory offerings shared by the actors. Then things start getting pretty sleazy.