Famed Canadian songstress Celine Dion has been apprehended following a shocking maternity ward break-in.
Here’s what we know: Dion was at the hospital to bust the gender binary with her unisex line of baby clothing. She succeeded in her mission.
No children were harmed, though many were given fabulous new looks that reject the notion that blue is for boys and pink is for girls.
“Our children. They are not really our children,” Dion informs us in the ad for CELINUNUNU, her new infant clothing line.
She continues: “We are all just links in a never-ending chain that is life. For us, they are everything. But in reality, we are only a fraction of their universe. We miss the past. They dream of tomorrow. We may thrust them forward into the future. But the course will always be theirs to choose.”
Watch the whole fiasco unfold below: