Were There Any Masculine Clean Cut Guys at CPAC Looking For ‘Discreet’ Fun?

Oh how we hope, in between the hatemongering and the meet-and-greets, at least a few gays at CPAC managed to find lust at the Washington D.C. affair. Of course, all the fun starts on Craigslist.

If conservatives are anything, it’s straight-forward, AMIRIGHT?

CPAC Blow Job – 33 (nwdc/downtown)
Any masculine clean cut guys in town for CPAC looking for some discreet head? Very masculine, med brn skin, clean cut guy with expert oral skills. No racial preference. Be masculine and ddf.

And don’t forget about the kids! With such a huge showing of students, it’s actually more surprising that there weren’t more university kids trolling for GOPeen.

CPAC Guy Seeking Same – 24 (CPAC)
Young discrete student attending CPAC looking for same. Drug and disease free. No freaks. Just looking for other fit, clean cut, masculine guys to chill with during the conference. Send a description and if you have GChat, Skype, MSN, AIM or whatever, send that too.

(The Unzipped blog found a few more.)

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