Wiz Khalifa recently sat down with Charlamagne tha God on his radio show “The Breakfast Club,” where the subject of straight men who eat bananas arose.
“If you bite into a banana, you sus[pect],” Khalifa told the radio host.
Suspect of what, you ask? Being gay, of course!
Apparently, if you’re a straight guy, and you eat a banana from the peel like a normal person, people might get the wrong idea about your sexuality.
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“You gotta break it in pieces, bro,” Khalifa added. “If you a n*gga, n*ggas gotta break the banana in half.”
The rule only applies in public, however. In the privacy of his own home, a straight man can enjoy his banana however he pleases.
“If you’re in public, just break it into pieces,” Khalifa said, before adding: “I’m just trying to help you out, bro.”
Understandably, Twitter didn’t take so kindly to the remarks.
Wiz Khalifa said in an interview that it’s gay for men to eat bananas. … can you imagine your masculinity being THAT fragile? C’mon Wiz ? #WizKhalifa
— DAVEEherman (@PennMonster) July 19, 2018
straight men can’t eat bananas, so where do we stand on bongs @wizkhalifa? pic.twitter.com/SrzhUgIgZZ
— William Vercetti (@williamvercetti) July 19, 2018
Wiz trying to explain why men should break a banana in half and eat it in pieces is the height of homophobia and fragile masculinity and patriarchy. How insecure/ignorant/hateful you gotta be to see a fruit as a d in the mouth? pic.twitter.com/DgaoX8L7Ig
— Leels (@leelabee) July 19, 2018
Wiz Khalifa said you gotta break bananas in half and eat them because multiple, smaller dicks is way less gay than one large dick. Obviously.
— Mikee (@OhhMikee) July 19, 2018
Hey @wizkhalifa if you think eating a banana will make you wanna blow a guy you probably already wanna blow a guy. Also your logic is incredibly stupid, juvenile and homophobic. You should try to be a smarter person. https://t.co/H2dIsBAKlA
— Travon Free (@Travon) July 19, 2018
wiz khalifa saying men shouldn't eat bananas is weird, considering the gayest fruit is actually pomegranate
— jastej (@icedteacommie) July 19, 2018
Ok @wizkhalifa if straight men can’t eat bananas then they also can’t enjoy popsicles, eat off of spoons or forks. Also no hotdogs, corn dogs, ya can’t lick ya fingers off anymore either. Being homophobic sounds like a lot of work to me ?????
— Princess Chloe? (@crybaby_chloe) July 19, 2018
Related: You can’t unsee these two straight guys rolling around shirtless and sharing a banana
tham
Haha, classic overcompensating for being a closeted gay.
DHT
Sorry WIz…I didn’t mean to turn you on with my breakfast.
Paco
I wonder how he feels about hotdogs.
James
WHAT AN IDIOT.
ubicomp
I’m absolutely shocked to learn Wiz is a raging homophobe. Floored! not.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Not a whole lotta straight guys fantasize about sucking cock when eating bananas…
Kieran
A guy with pigtails, earrings, and a tattoo of a red petunia on his neck really shouldn’t worry that a banana will make him look gay.
DHT
I do believe that people shouldn’t eat eggplant that way however.
queerty02
What about the racial connotations of eating a banana? Should you eat it with a knife and fork to prove you’re civilized?
robmartin703
LoL and here I thought blacks only broke up their bananas to escape the Monkey stereo type. No racism intended of course.