Appearing on the Today show to push her liberal America Is Too Fat campaign, Michelle Obama was forced by Matt Lauer to address her irresponsible parenting (raising kids in the White House is basically inviting TMZ’s persecution, lady!) and why everybody hates her husband. “I’m sure that there are some people who don’t like my husband,” says the First Lady. “Any president of the United States. This is a tough job. You’re not going to please everybody all the time. That’s not why you do this job.” Yeah, you do it to make gay people angry.